I was a teenage sequential thread title...

Raccoons–Argh!
Fun With Nukes!

“I’ve just had WAAAYYY too much to drink tonight… and I just have to say…”
“Tornado!!”

and

“Funny things said during love making/intimate moments…”
“Are You an Evil Overlord?”

“I am an aunt!”
“What bozo at Microsoft is responsible…”

“Do you know phrases that sound dirty but have no dirty words?”
“So there I was, looking for some sausage…”

“The Itch is Killing Me”
“Okay Ladies–it’s your turn”

“I need help to weasel out of some trouble”
“Are You an Evil Overlord?”

“I’ve just had WAAAYYY too much to drink tonight…and I just have to say…”
“Is it safe to dye my cat?”

“Funny things said during love making/intimate moments…”
“How boring can you be?”

“Out of the mouths of babes…”
“So why am I still single?”

“Bathroom question”
“What’s your drunkest night?”

How about,
“SDMB MEN!!!”
and
“Best vacuum?”

Spotted today in GQ:

“Can you kill someone…”
“Peeing upside down?”

Also in GQ:

“What’s good to eat with…”
“Driving crazy…”

You’ve been Banned!!!
How boring can you be?

White trash has a new mascot
Are the Simpsons done?