I Was Shown This Disgusting Baptist Website Thread By A Friend

[SeanHallam]

It seems as if this “Good Christian tortured and murdered his wife”. It came from Cult like Baptist website.

Sadly, my wife Ethel has died under mysterious circumstances and no doubt arrived in Hell by now for her previous sins, archived below:
The circumstances surrounding her death were admittedly strange. She was found in my yard, buried up to her waist, with a circle drawn around her, apparently stoned to death by unknown persons. Neither my sons nor myself witnessed any suspicious persons in the area. Since this incident occured within thirty six hours of my discovery of her involvement in lesbian, amputee pornography, the Lord no doubt responded to my prayers by sending a vigilante over to stone Ethel to death, Biblical style.
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Anyway, now Ethel has a clean slate. She is so blessed to have a second chance with her husband and with the Lord!

[Czarcasm]

Link to site, please?

[Battle_Pope]

A search on the first few words brings up the Landover forum.

It’s a parody site.

[Lamar_Mundane]

Jesus.

[Claverhouse]

It almost reads like satire.

[Czarcasm]

OP got whooshed.

[Inner_Stickler]

@Claverhouse

It almost reads like satire.

There’s a reason for that.

[johnpost]

@Claverhouse

It almost reads like satire.

get serious.

[twickster]

Sean Hallam, please don’t cut and paste huge amounts of material from any source. You may quote a brief extract, but then provide a link.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

[simster]

@SeanHallam

It seems as if this “Good Christian tortured and murdered his wife”. It came from Cult like Baptist website.

It is not a ‘cult like baptist website’ - as others have mentioned, its a parody site similar to ‘The Onion’.

None of the postings there are meant to be taken seriously (other than as serious satire), and if you honestly thought they were, well, thats a different topic of discussion altogether.

[stpauler]

@Czarcasm

Link to site, please?

Landover Baptist (parody) site.