If nothing else, I’m relieved to see that the educational system in the UK has managed to maintain such high standards while schools in the US have suffered.
Like most insults, it all depends on who is saying it and under what context.
I’m a ginger. I have many memories of, shall we say, unpleasantry regarding it from my youth.
Where the heck are your parents? Sounds to me like they should be monitoring your Facebook account.
As soon as I saw the word “ginger” my brain switched into Cartmans voice and it was funny to read.
Also I don’t think it’s been mentioned but “ginger” isn’t really an insult here in America like it is in the UK. I’ve even heard of their being beatdowns on the poor fat ginger kids.
She did not bring it on herself. They were calling her names first.
So he started it and then stopped it, and she kept going. But they started it, so it’s ok?
What, are you in high school or something? 
I would also suggest asking the police and your school what you can and cannot legally carry for your protection. And stop apologizing to these assholes. It will only make it worse. They probably enjoy the idea of making you grovel to them.
Pretty much what** Lurker **said. Or more simply, don’t insult people who will hurt you. If you aren’t very big, the wise move is to insult no one. I can throw in that she didn’t make three lefts as well. She brought this on herself. That doesn’t justify the fat guy and his friends’ actions.
I don’t think the OP is in the UK. I doubt any sixteen year old in the UK would give her weight in pounds. Or use the words Principal and minivan. Or use pissed in that context. The ginger bit certainly sounds right for the UK, but those other parts do not.
Well, to me, anyway.
As for the OP. Sorry, I have no idea what advice to give to teenagers about Facebook, apart from the obvious. Get off it.
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You’re right! In the UK they use the words headmasters and trollywagons. Nice catch! And they measure weight in Tea and Biscuits (TBs)
I’m willing to bet quite a lot that the answer to that is nothing. You are not allowed to bring weapons into schools. I will refrain from further comment.
Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a cell phone or an alarm device. But since the subject of weapons has been brought up, plenty of none “weapon” items can be quite useful for self-defense and it would be difficult to forbid them on a campus or public transportation. When I had to use public transportation a lot, I use to fill an aluminum water bottle 3/4 of the way and let it freeze overnight. Officially, this was so I could have nice cool water later in the day. Unofficially, well, ever read “Lamb to Slaughter”?
If she hits the guy with something (even a non-weapon, like her fists) on school premises, even if it’s in self-defense, there’s a very real possibility that she could be punished and suspended. Upgrade that to expelled if she hits him with a textbook or frozen water bottle or keys stuck between her fingers like brass knuckles. None of these items are traditional weapons, but that doesn’t mean an average school’s zero-tolerance policy wouldn’t classify them as weapons after the fact (due to intent).
I don’t think it’s a good idea for the OP to arm herself. It would be better to file a police report (they can scare the kid away from her) and never walk around the school by herself, if she can help it. Carrying a loud alarmakazam doohickey certainly wouldn’t hurt, but I can’t imagine it being very effective. Kids in high school already know when a fight is going on nearby (and often, they’re busy chanting “fight!fight!fight!”). It’s not likely that somebody would step in to help her just because she pressed a button on a dongle and it started shrieking. Someone who would step in (like maybe a bigger, stronger male with a sense of chivalry) would do so whether she had an alarmakazam or not.
The OP has to be alive in order for the school to punish or suspend her. At the point at which someone is being attacked, the issue is no longer avoiding the zero-tolerance poiicy, the issue is how to stay alive.
Cause it’s not like they are all high school kids talking shit back and forth, they are GLADIATORS.
I’m not getting a death-threat vibe from the OP. I witnessed some pretty heinous fights in school (I particularly remember one between two girls in the locker room–plenty of lost hair and blood in that one), but nobody was ever trying to kill their opponent.
How long ago did you go to high school?
Class of 2003.
People in my middle school occasionally killed and hospitalized each other in fights.
Note there were gangs involved, but nonetheless kids can do very real damage to each other.
OP needs to get police involved.