I will be faithful, I will not cheat.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Oh yeah, you sit there all smug over there in your vehicle, acting all innocent. Guys like you always start coming around this time of year. The weather gets warm, and ‘BAM’ there you are, ready to serve.

We all know what you’re here for. You’re here to lure me over to the dark side, you sweet and luscious thing you.

You’re sitting there thinking, “Don’t worry, just come on over and get some, nobody has to know, it will just be between you and me. Our little secret. You know you want it. It’s only natural”

I’m not buying it, though, I will resist your sickly sweet overtures…

I am strong enough to remain faithful…

I will not cheat…

Curse you, Mr. Softee!!! I will not give in!

2

Mr. Softee?

Whats a guy with a “softee” gonna do for you? If it ain’t hard, it ain’t worth a …

She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!

3

Doh!

Of course, the title is supposed to read “I will be faithful, I will not cheat”

4

Got it at this point.

5

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated trees do it.
Let’s do it - lets fall in loooooooove!

6

This is about icecream right?

Mr. Softee + special car + warm weather + this time of year = icecream man?

Ugh between this and the X-word I’ve been thinking too much.

7

Yeah, its about ice cream. (I guess it’s not as clever as I thought it was.) It was driving me nuts this weekend, when I was home and trying to be a good girl, and the kids make it no better, since their radar is becoming as finely tuned as mine. But I did not succumb! I did not give in! I will be able to wear a two piece this year! (mebbe I should change that to being able to wear a two-piece proudly)

Thanks for changing that UncleBeer.

8

So, then…the other thing’s still possible? :wink:

9

The Real question is: Did she just want a Strawberry Shortcake or did she want her Almond Toasted…?