I wish to declare war on a foreign country.

Hey now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Whores, if that’s what we insist on calling them, are in my experience perfectly nice people. Pimps we could do without IMHO.

There you go again…spinning things around to make yourself sound normal and reasonable and the rest of us as deluded sheep.

Seriously…go seek some counseling…you would be better off in the long run than hanging yourself here.

Don’t be ashamed.

Great more classic sexism. The whores (aka WOMEN) are the nice ones, the pimps (aka MEN) are the jerks. :mad:

Why oh why can’t we live in an equal society for once???

I only buy I Can’t Believe It’s Not Real Gender Equality!

Same great taste with only half the brutal rejections from acceptably attractive ladywomen.

When you show me a society where men have been systematically denied rights and are only now approaching equality after centuries, I’ll accept that as a valid argument if men HAVEN’T published such a book.

Also, we can show you hundreds of publications where women are objectified and treated like objects or props or plot macguffins–that’d be every comic book and men’s magazine ever written–but I bet somehow that doesn’t count.

Holy crap, but this schtick has gotten boring. Why do I keep opening the thread?

Because your afraid of equality. Can’t you read?

It’s probably a woman’s fault.

He won’t buy a Real Doll, because he thinks that the manufacturer should at least meet him halfway with a rebate or something. He can’t make ALL the effort - that’d be unequal.

Eh, it already worked once. Why not an encore?

I don’ get it.

Ok. Maybe it didn’t work.

You’re jacddicted!

Take thisout for a spin. Extrapolate.

There you go again. Putting words into my post that I never said.

Please find where I said men do not discriminate against other human beings. What I said was, you will never see “Are Women Necessary?” published on a book store shelf.

Aryan nation tards discriminate against Jews. Have you ever been to Borders or visited Amazon.com and seen “Are Jews Necessary?” published? How about “Are Whites Necessary?”

Bah, what’s the point? You’ll just make up something else that I never said and attribute it to me. You’re scared of equality and these mansterics (male hysterics, lol) are the best you can come up with.

What proof do you have that I don’t have regular sex with a real woman?

I mean, besides your tired old “any man who wants real equality cannot get laid” reactionary mentality?

Yes, I know you are scared to answer this. Just like Diane was. Toodles, little boy!

I think you have it round the wrong way, Jac me old parsnip. We’re insinuating (and in some cases flat out stating) that men who cannot get laid want real equality, insofar as it applies to hot women, their own penis, and the relationship between the two.

Yeah! He’s got a real girlfriend and everything! She lives in Canada, an’ she’s a supermodel an’ a gourmet chef an’ a foxy boxer, an’ they TOTALLY do it constantly whenever they see each other. Only, she lives somewhere that they don’t have internet access otherwise she would totally logon and tell all of you about the awesome sex they have.

It’s a bit soon to start crowing about victory, but I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that you suffer from premature ejaculation.

I’d say your personality would be all the proof any sensible person needs.
Dude asked for proof on a joke. I mean really. May as well doubt the veracity of a pirate have a large steering wheel poking from his zipper. It’ll be a sad day when people are expected to provide proof that someone’s mama is so fat that she literally sits around the house.

A sure sign that the jews run the publishing industry. Mel Gibson was right!

Because everyone knows we’re necessary. Without us white people to compare themselves to, easily 75% of all black hack comedians would be out of work.

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So, what you are saying is you DO have a Real Doll?? Well, since you are a trillionaire (in Yen…do that little thing with your pinky!!) and all I can see that. Hopefully she doesn’t turn you down to often, ehe?

I’d say the fact that you are getting all defensive about it (and the fact that you lie so much) is a good indication, personally. Plus, your own personality seems to indicate that the odds of you getting a steady SO are on par with snowballs in hell. Being a quadrillionaire (shubbydogillion, scintillion, etc) you could probably afford to PAY some woman or man to put up with you for an hour or two…if you payed them very well. Perhaps to augment your Real Doll and give her a break?

I think the only thing most 'dopers fear is a busted gut from laughing so hard at the crazy bullshit that comes off your keyboard in all it’s sincerity. :stuck_out_tongue:

-XT