And I don’t think I can share it anywhere except here. “What’s a clerihew?”
Donald J. Trump
Said, "I’m nobody’s chump!
"I didn’t get shot 'cause I turned my head,
“And on election night that map was red, so red, the most red you’ve ever seen, that’s what I said.”
There.
Me, too:
We should, like Rilchiam
In these weeks seek to cram
All our true reactions to the election in our posts
‘Cause we’re not going to be able to do that when Dear Leader decides to turn truth-speakers into ghosts.
Ouch.
Okay, while I was making dinner, I came up with another one.
Elizabeth the Second
Reigned longer than anyone would have reckoned.
A quarter-million people stood in a queue;
Everyone wanted to say goodbye, even though most weren’t born yet when she became Queen in 1952.
Oscar Mayer
Did much to inspire
He once was quite grumpy but changed his demeanor
When he realized folks were in love with his weiner
Both very nice!
My Dad almost made one about me when I was young.
Dennis The menace
used to like tennis,
until he got out of the racket.