A new one:
Amy: “I just blink a lot; I’m not saying ‘rescue me’ in morse code.”
Sheldon: Amy, you have a confetto in your nose.
Leonard: I’m the king of foreplay.
“The Germans have always been a comforting people”.
Wherever the music takes me kitten.
I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
This line from Sheldon made TV Guide’s best quote of the week.
Yes, Mrs. Parker is quite quotable.
I like the time that Raj was being a little too perfect a houseguest, and Bernadette tells him that until he came along, she and Howard were “just fine half-assing our marriage!”
Then there was the time Amy got kicked off an addiction with monkeys project and said something like, “Sure, you can get them addicted to carcinogenic substances, and dissect their brains, but fling their own feces back at them, and suddenly you’re unprofessional.”
But I think my favorite is when Bernadette tells Penny that she and Howard found out their families used to be neighbors in Poland before WWII, and Penny said “Oh, that’s nice.”
Amy said “No, it’s not. I’ll explain it to you later.”
Amy: “Well, a TSA agent got a little handsy, and now we are on the no-fly list…and I think a drone followed us home.”
And I thought I was the only one to catch that.
Amy: One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke it’s neck. It was both tragic and hysterical.
Though it might be Bialik’s delivery of that line that I enjoy most.
Sheldon to Howard:
“Yiddish wasn’t spoken in East Texas. And if it was, it wasn’t spoken for long.”
Mary Cooper: [explaining that the deity doesn’t give you more than you can handle] “He gave me two other children who are dumb as soup.”
Equally, her delivery of “We can play real-life Operation [at the university anatomy lab]. The nose doesn’t light up, but sometimes if the corpse is fresh enough, you can get the leg to jerk.”
Sheldon, trying to explain something to Penny: It’s like talking to a dolphin.
I’ve used that line on occasion.
Gotta say Bailik’s delivery sells a lot of jokes. The “please pass the butter!” Line comes to mind. Also the not inherently funny “Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me!” line when Beheld n gave her a tiara.
Bialik’s delivery sold an entire TV show in the 90s. I never watched Blossom when it was on, but I became curious about it after seeing Bialik on TBBT, so when one of the classic TV stations was running it, I watched about 10 episodes. I have to say, it was a fair-to-middling show as far as scripts went, that Bialik pretty much carried solely on her thin, adolescent shoulders.
Sheldon:
“You may not realize it, but I have difficulty navigating certain aspects of daily life. You know, understanding sarcasm, feigning interest in others, not talking about trains as much as I want to. It’s exhausting.”
I’m frightened that I can often relate to Sheldon’s social problems.
Sheldon: You see. People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.
Barry Kripke: Not true. People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.
In no particular order:
[artificially deep voice] “If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.”
“I saved a nun’s life, why I am being punished?”
“You used the labelmaker to put a label on everything in the apartment - including the labelmaker - but you couldn’t label your urine sample??”
“I see no large expenditures coming up, unless they perfect the process of bonding adamantium to a human skeleton.”
“The Silver Age Green Lantern is vulnerable to the color yellow, and the Golden Age one is vulnerable to wood. One No. 2 pencil and they are BOTH screwed.”
[Sheldon is dressed as The Flash, knocking on Penny’s door]"
“PennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPenny…”
“What are you DOING?”
“Knocking on your door thirty thousand times.”
Zack, not Penny. And yeah, I use it all the time myself. That and the lines about being the only human being on a planet of dogs or chimps.
I understand Sheldon and what he has to go through every day very well! :o
That’s an interesting auto-correct.
I think it’s funny that Bialik often mentions on her blog that she is not a trained actor, because she really does have a talent for making a joke land just by the way she delivers it. “Please pass the butter!” is the punchline of that scene, but all of her over-dramatic reactions to Sheldon’s console dilemma are just golden.