A long shot, I know. The only thing I know is that I heard it accompanying a Spongebob video on youtube, which I can no loner find. It sounds like a recent German dance song- I’m not sure of the type of dance music, but its not a pulsating beat- the beats per minute would be on the low end I think. It sounds kind of dark and ominous, but not threatening. The best approximation for the pattern of the part of the male vocal I recall is- Bop Bop beata beata Bop(?) Any guesses would be greatly appreciated.
I don’t think this is it, but I thought I’d check just in case I struck gold.
There seem to be various songs grouped under SpongeBob Schwammkopf which I’ll hazard means “Spongebob Sings”.
Good luck!
Actually, Babelfish says Schwammkopf means “sponge head.” Kind of redundant, really.
No, much slower than the first, and not one SB is actually singing on the second, but thanks 
Just a shot in the dark.
Eins, zwei, Polizei?
No, a bit faster this this, and a male voice.
devilsknew, much slower- no pulsating beat, but thanks all for trying
Slow tempo, German, Spongebob; damn, I thought I had it.
If you’re in the market for recent, pulsating, German music, check out the band from my link, Wir Sind Helden