My weiner is an “innie”.
Just thought I’d share.
USA! USA! USA!
Naw, the ultra-partiotism is new, but the ass references are pretty much stock-in-trade around here all the time, IMHO.
Of course, I could just be talking out of my ass.
Ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass
Lovely ass!
Wonderful ass!
I remember in the “Welcome Back Kotter” days, it was pretty popular to say “Up your nose with a rubber hose.”
It wouldn’t have had the same effect to hear Vinnie Barberino saying,
“Shove it up your ass, Kotter, you goat felching fucknugget.”
Ooooooh! Ooooooooh! Mister Kot-TEAR!!
can’t…type…laughing…so hard…(gasp)…(heeheehee)…tears…coming…out…my…ASS!!!
BWAHAAHAHHAAAHHAH!!!
Rectal obsession, my ass!
Robin
<Cartman> Why does everything tonight have to do with things going into or coming out of my ass?! </Cartman>
I think it all goes back to Dragonblink’s Rule of Life #1: “God doesn’t shit caramel macchiatos.”
snort
I’m laughing my ass off, here. Thanks, y’all; I needed that.
Hey, didn’t Eddie Murphy do a rap song called the Butt Boogie or something like that that went “put some bees up your butt, put a tree up you butt…”
Anyone remember that?
Um…I’ve, uh…sorta kinda…got a condom question fer ya when ya got a minute…
Agreed. I have to be fair and say that I’ve read some pretty funny shit on the 'boards but this one line, for the reasons you pointed out, has got to be in the top 5. I screamed.
USA! USA! USA!
Lower intestine
Duodenum
Colon
Spastic Colon
High Colonic
Colostomy bag
Distended sphincter
Proctologist
Gerbil
Enema
Lube
For reference.
Carry on.
I have to agreewith They Call Me Sneeze and Cisco - that was one of the funniest lines I’ve ever read.
USA! USA!
I’m still laughing.
[sub]ass[/sub]
When I’m ready for love, I use a thimble. Convex side in, of course. Always use a jimmy-hat, kids.
Aw, you’re just getting your suggestions from the wrong people.
Come on over, it won’t hurt a bit – you’ll really like it! I swear!
It’s called “Boogie In Your Butt,” and I’ve been Googling for the lyrics with no success. However, I did find a site where you may be able to listen to the lyrics:
Ya know, there’s a word we just don’t hear enough of around here! In the spirit of Frank Zappa, I’m gonna find a way to sneak it into my next rant.
Speak for yourself!
The assless have rights too you know.
I was doing okay until my American Way of War prof said “USA! USA! USA!” and the answer I had to stiffle was “ass, ass, ass, ass, ass”
Yes, I did put my pencil down and laugh into my notebook for about three minutes.
(He was using the phrase to act out patriotism, so he was being appropriate to the lecture. Then again, in my mind, so was I.)
This reminded me of something, and it won’t get out of my head until I share it:
Thank you for your tolerance.