A bout with a kidney stone might change your mind. Hell, you’ll be overjoyed they can go in and get it–regardless of which orifice gets invaded. Trust me.
Nitpick. Some poor unfortunates hereabouts seem to have only half of one. 
Rysdad I’ll take your word for it! :eek:
Phfft. Wimp.
About 7 weeks ago, I had both a kidney stone and severe constipation. Severe enough to send me to the ER. Now that’s pain. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, except maybe certain international terrorists.
Surgeon: [Teeing off on the first hole]You keeping score?
Proctologist: Sure. [Pulling a themometer out of his pocket]DAMMIT!
Surgeon: What?
Proctologist: Some asshole has my pen!
<Snicker> Yeah, this one was what got me busted fo not working.
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That was “fuck your sister” funny.
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Kidney stones, constipation, sheesh you pussys. Try having a vasectomy with no anesthesia. now that is true pain.