One sentence soundbites that you might expect chemicals (elements, compounds or mixtures) to blurt out if they were people.
I’ll Start:
Platinum: “I’m not reacting! You are!”
(Platinum is one of the least reactive metals, but is an excellent catalyst)
Iron: I HATE that nickname “RUSTY”!!!
Uranium, the disk jockey: “This Radio is Active!”
Lead: I’m plumb tuckered out!
Helium: “What do you mean, I talk like a baby?”
Sodium: “My blood pressure’s a little high.”
Copper: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
Hydrogen sulfide: “Quit calling me Stinky!”
I guess Quartz would have to be a milkman.
Carbon: “How about letting me date you?”
Neon: “Look at me! Look at Me! Look at ME!!!”
Arsenic: “Don’t blame me, it was the old lace that did him in!”
Anti-matter: “If I ever get out of here, I’ll destroy you all!”
Mercury. “Are you saying I have a god complex???”
Krypton: “Hey, if it weren’t for me, there wouldn’t be any Superman!”
NaCl: “I like it when people call me the salt of the Earth.”
Chlorine: “They wouldn’t need me if you’d stop peeing in the pool.”
Aluminum: “Curses! Foiled again!”
Lead: “I ain’t heavy, I’m your plumber.”
Oganesson: “Just give me a second, will ya?”