If Chemicals Were People

Bismuth: Feeling pretty edgy right now.

Wolfram AKA Tungsten: “I’m my own alt.”

Sodium: I am… (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) Batman!

What do cemeteries do with their clients? Barium!

Sodium x8, Hey Hey, Goodbye

Jay Sherman Sulfa: IT STINKS!

Mercury: “No, I don’t have wings on my heels. That would be stupid.”

And I don’t deliver flowers. That would be more stupid.

Iron: Call on me for all your pressing matters.

Aurum: it’s a Golden Oldie!

Dopamine: “I’m a great motivator.”

Adrenaline: “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?”

Melatonin: "You are feeling sleepy… very sleepy… "

Melanin: “Great day in the sunshine!”

Argon: “Nobody’s here. They…”