Zirconium: “I’m not just square, I’m cubic.”
Argon: “The duchess and I will be dining on baked beans this evening.”
Alkali: “I’m all about the base, the base, the base, no trouble.”
Silicon: “They named a whole valley after me!”
Antimony: after the matrimony turned to alimony, he’s against marriage.
Aw, man, I’m all out of heroin, can I borrow some of Europium?
Whenever the Rev. W. A. Spooner performed a good deed (which was often, indeed), someone would invariably call him a Good Samarium.
Einsteinium: “Okay, maybe God does play dice games.”
In, “Rocky XVI: Rocky Becomes a Chemist,” Adrian is played by Thallium Shire.
Aw, man, it was a Zeppelin tribute band: Pb Zep!
Lysergic acid diethylamide: “Picture yourself on a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.”
Lithium: “Hey, I’m feeling really great!”
Hydrogen: “Don’t trust me, I make up nearly everything”
Sulfur: “What do you mean, I smell like a wicked witch?”
Praseodymium: “Gesundheit.”
Scandium is dandium but sliquor is quicker.
Gold: “Forget ‘all that glitters’. I’m the real thing.”
Killing is my Bismuth, and Bismuth is good.
Xenon: “Nobody understands me.”
Barium: Anybody need an enema?