Now! Tracts in insole form!
Ummmm…
Okay. They also make nice tracts in sock form, as well:
Why wear it on your sleeve like those other schmucks? And what’s with the spelling? Are these sockies for stigmatics only?
After your In-Souls[sup]®[/sup] and Faith Heels[sup]®[/sup]are marked more by perspiration than inspiration, be sure to have plenty of Odour-Eater-shaped air-fresheners on hand. They sell those too.
Watch for the Foundation Undergarment, coming in time for Christmas '05. It’s shaped like a foot, so you know it’s extra-sacred. 
I’m so confused. Why is everything shaped like a foot? Why is the foot-shaped air freshener strawberry scented? Who wants to whip off their shoe and read the insole every time they need a bit of guidance? Is this site run by Foot Fetishists for Jeee-zus? It’s bizarre.
Are they going to make cast aluminum ones that I can use as a gas pedal? Jeezus Minibus, here I come!
What a pious travesty.
I recommend these idiots be bastinadoed with The Rod.
This would puzzle the heck out of Saudis. The foot is dirty, you do not put scripture there. Of course sometimes I enjoy puzzling Saudis.
