I said this type of thing today in the store…
My wife and I were walking, and there was a guy, mid-30’s, wearing khaki shorts, a blue and white polo shirt, a red hat, and black shoes with knee-height black socks. I told her if I ever dressed myself that badly, she should shoot me…
She agreed.
Brendon Small (Who doesn’t always dress fashionably, but no shorts with tall socks or black/blue mixes other than the fact I have black glasses)
Ditto. Or if I ever wear the same outfit as my SO. Or my pet.
McNew - When you kids say ‘why?’ (or ‘why not?’), don’t say ‘because I said so’. Say ‘parental arbitrariness: an unfortunate, but inherent, component of the parent-child contract’. It’s more fun. And if they’re young enough, it’s vocabulary building.
If I ever get my legs and a hand cut off, then catch on fire from the river of lava four feet behind me, please kill me.
I may have been watching Ep. III at the time, but I still stand by that one.
X = buy a car on time (i.e., not pay cash)
X = buy an SUV
(looks in driveway)
Oh shit!
If I ever:
wear a match outfit with my SO
give an SO a pet name and use it in public
arrange a babysitter to go to a band party
think about moving back to my hometown…
I’ve given permission to various people to eliminate me on the spot.
Great answers. I once vowed never to say, “My Bad,” and anytime one of my students does, I ask them, “Your bad what?”