If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be....

Wafer-thin Mint

My Dog’s Got No Nose

How Does He Smell?

Awful!

Confused Cat

Keeper of the Bridge of Death

Red Sea Pedestrian

(I use that one in real life.)

Not A Witch

Micheal Ellis

Sir Bedevere

22a Wimpole Street

Not to be confused with 27a Wimpole Street which is an entirely different thing.

Karl Marx

The Strangely Flatulent Madame Ranevsky

owlstretchingtime” is already taken here but hasn’t visited since 2009.

ToadElevatingMoment is still available.

RecognisesDifferentTypesOfTreesFromQuiteaLongWayAway

Obvious sig: “And now…number 1…The larch. The larch”

Jimmy Buzzard

I’m opening a boutique.

Please see the OP.

**Naughty Boy Clement
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Mr. Tin Peach

Stig O’Tracy

Dickie Ol’ Chum

Terpsichorean Muse