If I had a Monty Python username, it would be....

**Toffee Nosed Malodorous PERVERT!

Ram’s Bladder Cup

Eater

Man With Tape Recorder Up His Nose

Bluddy Catholic

Arthur Poo’s Exploding Teeth**

Inspector Tiger
Larch
Random Viking (Spam, spam, spam, spam…)

and that, of course, should have been :smack:

:smack:

altho, all the way home, everytime I thought of “throatmanglerwargrove”, I giggled

I thought it was Poon

How to Defend Yourself Against Fresh Fruit

Upper Class Twit of the Year

His Father Was a Cabinet Minister, And His Mother Won The Derby

Sir Arthur Saintjohn Mollusk!*

  • pronounced “sinjin”

Sir Arthur Saintjohn Mollusk!

Lemon Curry?

Joseph of Arimathea

Ex-Parrot

Confuse-A- Cat, Ltd.

Now that I recall that sketch, I think I’d rather like my Python username to be Bewildebeest. Either that or 20th Century-Vole.

Darn you!

Michael Ellis, my second choice, seems to have been taken already.

Others:
Biggles Flies Undone
Golden Age of Ballooning
Mr. Pither
The Cycling Tour
Mr. Hilter
Ron Vibbentrop
Cardinal Ximinez

Forgot to add:

Since Hazel Pethig is taken, I’ll go for the obscure and somewhat Python-related Dr. Fegg.

It’s Only A Model has a Doper-ish tone to it.

Shh!

In order of preference:

Blessed Cheesemaker
The Undead Dead Body
I’m Just The Black Knight’s Flesh Wound

And So’s My Wife

Doesn’t Work for Jews

Salmon mousse

Lion Taming Accountant

I think mine would be The Argument Sketch
… You’re not the argument sketch

Yes I am.

No, you’re not.

YES, I AM.