If I had a Monty Python username, it would be....

Pepperpot.

I actually used that as a handle on a University of Michigan bulletin board in the late '80s.

The chicken of Exeter.
(yes I know the original chicken was from Bristol)

My Monty Python username would be… **Monty Python.
**
I know. It has the simplicity of genius.

Um… you read the OP, right? :dubious:

Mrs. Nesbitt

We’d have to start including sound effects in user names for my suggestion.

Ekki ekki ekki p’TANGGGG 'neeeewwwhhommp!

Mr. Neutron - I actually did use that for a handle during the early 1990s. The sketch drags but I love the character.

(UK/US language note–when they said he can destroy fruit machines with his eyeballs, I thought they meant vending machines that sell fruit. I didn’t know it means a gambling-type slot machine until years later.)

Thanks! Now I know that as well.

more names:

Ken Clean-Air System

The Amazing Mystico…

…& Janet

Mr. Spare-Buttons-Supplied-With-His-Shirt

Wow. Gotta say this is the first time anyone expressed envy of me (well, my username) in an OP.
Thanks! Look what a lack of creativity will getcha!

For some reason, And Now, in Stereo seems appropriate.

FWIW, you’re too late if you chose Crunchy Frog

Vorpal Bunny ( another name for the killer rabbit )

Look at the BONES, man !

Run Away !

Minister of Silly Walks

No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition !

Lightly Killed ( From the Crunchy Frog sketch )

Bah. Somehow, I missed that that was in the OP. Instead, I claim :

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Yes, but do you spell it T-H-R-O-A-T-M-A-N-G-L-E-R-W-A-R-G-R-O-V-E ?

Most of the good ones are already taken - I suppose I’d have to be
Mrs Conclusion

:SMACK:sorry - make that
T-H-R-O-A-T-W-A-R-B-L-E-R-M-A-N-G-R-O-V-E

Yes, but how would you pronounce it?

Penguin_on_the_Telly

If you want to be really cool, you need something way more obsure.