Been there, done that. And probably will again!
S’more that have occurred to me:
Polecat Wrangler
Non-Red Sea Pedestrian
Imperialist Tidbit
Ken Shabby
Lupin Collector
Dennis Moore Dennis Moore Etc. Etc.
Blancmange from Outer Space
Tarquin Biscuitbarrel
Colin “Bomber” Harris
Shouldn’t you cut down.
**Notlob
Pinin’ for the Fjords
Man’s Life
There IS Something Going On
**
Captain Johnson
You know, the chap who really enjoys a good laugh.
but…it’s my only line!
I could be Toad the Wet Sprocket, but I’m afraid that might lead to confusion (and possibly a lawsuit by the RIAA).
How about Brother Maynard, or Unladen Swallow
I think I shall be Zoot. Bad, Wicked, Naughty Zoot.
And later… the oral sex!
No, I’m sorry, it’s too perilous.
Damn you. You took Mr. Harris from me.
But you can’t take Kevin Phillip Bong
Ha! Since Crunchy Frog’s taken, dibs on Little Whopping Rule Tree. After all, I do live in British Columbia (though nearer ocean than mighty river, I confess).
I would have to be ** Yardy Buppity**
Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, even though it would cause everyone to think I’m male.
Sir Not-Appearing-on-this-Message-Board
The OK Lumberjack
I’m a lumberjack and I’m O-K,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Arthur Tree
I like traffic lights
Here Comes Another One
Muddy Knees
Attila the Hun
Mr. Wesleydale
Absorbatex Stringette
E. Ecky Thump.
Cheesy Comestible
Mr. Arthur Pewty
Linkman
It was Shaw’s!
Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
That’s The Goodies!