If I had a Monty Python username, it would be....

I want to be Salmon Mousse :slight_smile:

Farles Wickens (with four M’s and a silent Q).

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

I prefer Conquistador Brand Instant Coffee myself, it brings new meaning to the word ‘vomit’.

Yeaaaahhh…

NO

gratuitous/he must be thinking of ostend hoverport/gratuitous

MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels
RonObvious
HelloSailor
HenriBergson
NjorlsSaga
AMooseBitMySister

The…larch.

C’ete moi.

Uncontaminated by Cheese
Zatapathique
People Like Me Who Talk Loudly in Restaurants
Mr. Neutron
The Superior Montgolfier Brother
The Bishop!

Intercourse_the-Penguin!
Eric the Half-a-Bee
Norwegian_Blue

Has anyone said Dr Watson. Doctor yet? I reckon that’d be a goer.

Or for the full list:
Watson
Mr. Watson
Mr. Doctor
Dr. Doctor
Dr Watson. Doctor
Mr. Darling
Dr. Darling

The User Who Says Ni
**Tim the Enchanter
Castle Anthrax
**

The aptly named Sir Not Appearing in This Thread.

But… you did!

I’m a Lumberjack**

Damn, hit enter before I was ready

Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble

A few more to add to my list:
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Me Doctor
Twit of the Year
Looks Like A Penguin
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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
…Or maybe even (deep breath now) Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-ahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
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Or his wife, Sarah Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-ahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Ah, yes, Sarah. Wonderful woman. Takes rather awhile to say her name, though.

E’s H, I think your post belongs here: **Damn the previous poster with faint praise
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