If I said you had a beautifull body would you hold it against me?

JimNightshade · May 21, 2018, 4:20pm

Well?

QuickSilver · May 21, 2018, 4:25pm

Is today some sort of drunk posting holiday on the board?

FairyChatMom · May 21, 2018, 4:28pm

I’ll take Stupid Pickup Lines for $400, Alex.

Doug_K · May 21, 2018, 4:31pm

I’d certainly wonder why you didn’t notice the squiggly red line under the misspelling of “beautiful”.

Kent_Clark · May 21, 2018, 4:35pm

Inigo_Montoya · May 21, 2018, 4:37pm

Beautifull = Pretty, but husky.

Beckdawrek · May 21, 2018, 4:38pm

From my loved one, I would take it as a compliment. Anyone else, not so much.

G0sp3l · May 21, 2018, 4:38pm

Can I empty all of the beauti from it first?

Enter_the_Flagon · May 21, 2018, 4:44pm

Well I’m flattered, but I prefer women.

Would you settle for a General Electric toaster oven? It’s totally hot for you.

JimNightshade · May 21, 2018, 4:46pm

Are you always such a dickhead, or only when it relates to people of the other sex?

Sheeh, lighten up Francis.

IvoryTowerDenizen · May 21, 2018, 5:30pm

Even in MPSIMS we expect more than a one-word OP.