I won’t bother linking to the recently closed thread. So it’s somewhere in the late '70s. Working a a trade show for my job, I happened to visit a booth manned (hah!) by a small flaming redhead with a rather large, um, chest. I was talking with her, and we were having fun, and she was flattered by my attention - I was kind of a lot younger and I looked a lot better in those days. The Bellamy Brothers song was popular at the time, and I just let it slide out. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? She didn’t hit me, and even thought it was as funny as I hoped it would be. It turned into the sweetest six month or so relationship I ever had. It ended as sweetly as it started. I got lucky with a couple of other cheesy pick-up lines in the day, but that one nailed it.
I cannot buy this record. It is scratched.
Please fondle my bum.
Regards,
Shodan
Um, good for you? I congratulate you on reading the situation and correctly determining that the woman would not be offended by that specific cheesy pickup line (or the awful pun therein).
Well, that or you just fired off at random and dodged a bullet.
Thanks for sharing. I’m very impressed that you got laid “somewhere in the late '70s”. You must be a real stud.
Good thing you are not ugly, because then that would have definitely been sexual harassment.
Reminds me of an occasion on a Washington D.C. metro train. This was back in the 80s when I also looked a lot better. There were two gals my approximate age standing in front of me. I was sitting. One of the women was obviously pregnant. They were in fact conversing about her pregnancy. I stood up to offer my seat (and I was leaving the train). As I departed I told the woman that I thought most pregnant women were attractive and appealing. She said thank you but I got the impression that it was a comment better left unsaid.
I haven’t repeated the comment but I still think it’s true.
Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.
My nipples explode with delight!
Well I for one am shocked. SHOCKED. that someone would post something so mundane and pointless in a subforum clearly designated as “Amazingly Unique, Pithy Thoughts I Must Share For The Betterment Of Mankind”, and I am encouraged to see others taking a stand against the OP to uphold the standards owed to such a venue for discourse. Dolts.
Backwater: I am reminded of a young lady I worked with in the 80s who was (and remains to this day) an unusually endowed redhead. She and I were drinking buddies (because, for some reason neither of us could explain we thoroughly enjoyed each others’ company but we never had ‘that’ kind of chemistry) and were always of the verge of giggles when we were in the same room. She used to work in a hospital at the ER intake desk, and she got to know quite a few of the local ER doctors. She also had asthma pretty bad. I once had to take her to the ER for an attack, where she was to be doctored by one of her old friends, an amazing-looking guy whom she had a crush on. She was panicking and turning purple (a curious combination of turning blue beneath her natural reddish complexion), and to encourage her, the doc leaned over and locked eyes with her and said calmly, “Alright J, try to calm down and take some big breaths. Big breaths” I snorted just the tiniest bit, she looked over at me and damn near died laughing. I was dismissed to the waiting room.
For some reason the OP reminds me of this time in the 70s when I was a little kid in a T-shirt shop. I sounded out one of the T-shirts, “I Fixed Farrah’s Faucet”. I didn’t get it but it got a big laugh from the adults in there.
I’ve always been fond of: “Does this smell like chloroform to you you?”
Never used it myself. Or the chloroform.