Would I really be sitting here eating EZ Cheese on Triscuit while drinking Diet Coke with Lemon at 7:38 on a Sunday morning?
Yes, because that would be how you’d interpret all your great thoughts. (After all, that’s why I’m sitting here eating Easter Candy at 8:44am EST on a Sunday morning. 
)
6:57 a.m. here and I’m drinking coffee and eating a bunny, piece by piece, ear by ear, bunny limb by bunny limb.
9:18 here, and I’ve had 2 cups of coffee, working on a diet coke and debating whether to actually cook for breakfast or to just tear into the chocolate bunny.
9:22 here. can’t eat anything because i just brushed my teeth and need that aftertaste out of my mouth.
:reaches for sue’s bunny:
What do you mean “if”?
What do you think great minds do all day? Sometimes they need to take a break, grab some baby carrots and a grape Kool-Aid and surf the Net.
Ya’ know, not many people know that Weird Al Einstein’s first draft of the theory of relativity was actually
E=Z Cheese squared.
Happy holiday to all.