If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Sequential Thread Titles

A whole passel of terrific ones just now in GQ:

Why Do We Wear Underwear?
Snake Killing

Who Credits the Credit Card Companies?
The Freemasons

Why Doesn’t Bush Look at the Camera?
Looking for a Word

How Do I Bend Wood?
Penis Callous

And now in MPSIMS:

-I met a girl at a party tonight, how do you think I handled things?
-Baby born at WalMart

-Things to do in San Antonio
-Go ahead; Creatively insult me.

-Ok, so why does my face now twitch?
-Quit smoking, maybe

What happened to Obituary Monday, already !

In the Pit;

I think december had jungle fever
Get your fresh, hot evil glurge right here!

In MPSIMS:

Widdle Fuzzy Babies!

Poke The Penguin!

:stuck_out_tongue:

In MPSIMS:

  • I cured my canker sores!

  • What are you doing today?

  • The Unofficial Straight Dope Members Picture Pages

  • Mullets Galore

In GD:

  • What is evil?
  • True representative democracy

I wanna be a dog.
Look at what I stepped in today!

MPSIMS

Eve, what are we going to do with you? In MPSIMS:

If It’s Tuesday, This Must Be Sequential Thread Titles - Eve
The SHORTEST Time You’ve Ever Held a Job? - Eve

:wink: Keep you. Don’t you dare log out!

The Pit:

The Masturbating Chimp.

  • I think december has jungle fever

:eek:

PS - I mean jungle fever in an ‘in heat’ context there, btw.

Heh. I liked

The SHORTEST time you ever held a job?
I got a job!

childhood food surprise trauma
I have a job!!!

Today, On Martha Stewar Living…
The joy that is bath time

So… how does one handle the end of a relationship?
I’ve had it! And I’m having lipo!

From MPSIMS:
I just got my didgeridoo!!! Now what do I doo?
Quit smoking, possibly

From MPSIMS:

I cured my canker sores!
Now that was a DAY!!!

Hold the front page - “Hormones in semen make women happier”
Young boy surprisingly sociable despite his hairy little body.

Should I let my daughter get her navel pierced?
Man, that’s gonna turn purple…

I love these threads.

Should I let my daughter get her navel pierced??
Man, that’s going to turn purple

-I’m my high school’s GSA Pres…HELP!!
-Can I hypnotize myself?

Simulposting? Ehh, don’t love that as much.

:wink: