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Band Name!
injured baby bird–what to do?
Is Chinese food good for you?
Is Chinese Food Good for You?
White Elephants - Anybody Want Another?
No thanks, I’m too stuffed - that Pink Elephant Chow Mein was SOOO filling…
childhood food surprise trauma
Ah, the happiness of childhood.
Cafe Society:
Mrs Slocum’s pussy…
I just discovered Dick!
GQ:
Why do I like breasts
How do handkerchiefs work ?
…I think I must be having one of those mornings…
If you reverse the order of these two in Cafe Society…
What was the book ending to Hannibal?
Best. Sammich. Ever.
- s.e.
In MPSIMS:
I. Am. NEVER. Drinking. Again
- Excuses that just won’t go over well.
MPSIMS:
Hold The Front Page! -“Hormones in semen make women happier”
I won second prize in the Baltimore CityPaper Poetry contest!
MPSIMS:
Jackelope 1, rodents 0
- childhood food surprise trauma
:eek:
MPSIMS:
Bon voyage, matt_mcl!
I’m staying at a buddhist temple for two weeks!
Playboy’s Women of Enron
Mammograms by satellite
MPSIMS:
Playboy’s Women of Enron
- Mammograms by satellite
heh heh oops!
GQ:
AOL Question
- Faster to Slide or Run To Through to First Base
GQ:
Questions about Canada
- Has a GHOST Ever HARMED a Person?
MPSIMS:
Gay Pride Week at Sears
- Now if only I could get her to swallow…
MPSIMS:
Mr. Body? (anyone remember this from some kids’ show?)
So… how does one handle the end of a relationship?
Happy Birthday to my Beloved Wife
Ok, so why does my face now twitch?
MPSIMS:
I just wanna be a dog…
Look what I stepped on today.
MPSIMS:
Get 'em here! Cheesy pick-up lines!
- Mammograms by satellite
MPSIMS:
Ouch! I’ve got a splinter in my toe
- 80 years on the job.