-Hey Yankee Fans!
-Hold the Front Page! Hormones in semen make women happier!
-Should I let my daughter get her navel pierced?
-Ouch! I’ve got a splinter in my toe.
MPSIMS:
Hey, Yankee fans
- Get 'em here! Cheesy pick-up lines!
MPSIMS:
Playboy’s Women of Enron
Complaints From PornoWorld
childhood food surprise trauma
MPSIMS:
My life is now complete
I cured my canker sores!
My life is now complete
Please don’t bury me in Alabama.
BBQ Pit:
Dr. Laura has finally completely lost her perspective – if not actually her mind.
The Masturbating Chimp
MPSIMS:
“Bro’s Before 'Ho’s”
- Gay Pride Week at Sears
BBQ Pit:
Tramp rants about the boy in her bed
Could SOMEONE wake up the damn hampsters
MPSIMS:
childhood food surprise trauma
My dog leaks pee.
Pit:
Who the Fuck Greenlighted This Piece of Shit
- monty2_2001, kindly go back to lurking
MPSIMS:
80 Years On The Job
Now, If I Could Only Get Her To Swallow…
From IMHO:
Obscene phone calls–your stories, solutions, and stuff
Do Chicks dig it?
Just now, in Cafe Soceity:
“It’s a Small World After All”—Where’s it From?
Mrs. Slocum’s Pussy
MPSIMS:
Hey, Yankee fans!
Free Cubs Tickets
MPSIMS (and quite appropriate, too):
Thank you, SDMB
My life is now complete
Truer words have never been spoken. 
In the Pit:
Microsoft: Lies, more lies, and damned lies
You’re All Doomed
(It took you this long to figure that out? :D)
Dear Senator Moron
The Masturbating Chimp
MPSIMS:
I Guess He Thought I Was A Real Dog!
- Complaints From PornoWorld
:eek:
MPSIMS:
Help keep my shaved head safe from the sun
The Thin Veneer of Society
MPSIMS:
New men’s cologne smells like…
Butt Crack
Ewww…
In MPSIMS
New men’s cologne smells like…
Butt Crack
Haj