…will render your watch non-functional.
Believe it or not…
…but if you call me a liar you’re getting such a smack.
Promises and pie-crust…
are ok, but I’d rather have a bag of M&Ms
It’s not the motion of the ocean but…
…the conflicting messages received by your central nervous system that make you wanna puke yer guts out.
Roses are red, violets are blue…
… is the first lesson of Dullard U. horticulture 101.
Puff the magic dragon …
…at least three times a day to avoid withdrawal symptoms.
They paved paradise…
…and it was much improved.
Neither a borrower nor a …
…sexual predator be.
If you ever meet up with your anti-self…
buy him a few drinks.
There’s no business like …
there’s no business like…
… Monkry Business… and business is… GOOOOODDD!!!
to sleep, perchance to…
…Get attacked by a giant blimp.
[RS]If you start me up…
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I’ll keep going…and going…
All who wander…
go via an indirect route or at no set pace.
The truth is stranger than…
Cousin Wally.
It’s not what you say that counts…
Nobody listens to you anyway.
A spoonful of sugar helps …
…bring you out of insulin shock.
A good plan today…
can seem the world’s stupidest idea tomorrow.
You can’t make an omelette without…
…would be to try not to kill anyone, including yourself.
Out of sight…
…chopped ham, caramelized onion, green pepper, and extra sharp cheddar cheese.
An honest day’s wage…
Out of sight . . . leaves no evidence for impeachment.
An honest day’s wage . . . for an honest day’s sin.
When all else fails . . .