Put them in your trousers and pretend you have oversized testicles.
Better to be thought a fool than…
Better to be thought a fool than…
to vote Democrat!
…be caught f***ing a fowl.
He who laughs last…
…failed to get the joke.
Birds of a feather…
“Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t”
Unclviny
Sorry,
brainfart,
I forgot what I was doing,
Birds of a feather…
Are mighty tasty
The pen is…
give you Good maneuverability and +1 to dexterity checks.
Speak fitly or…
…$0.39 each if you buy a dozen of them at K-Mart.
“A penny saved…”
Shut the f*ck up!
ain’t worth 2 drops of pee in the Indian Ocean
call me captain obvious on those…
When in Rome…
…still won’t buy you a piece of bubblegum.
Children should be…
…do a Roman.
A bird in the hand…
Is great for using to beat my boss to death with.
Ask not what you can do for your country…
…Please deposit 25 cents.
You have nothing to fear except…
Ask not what you can do for your country…
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Ask who you can do for your country!
All roads lead…
…to Rome, unless they’re on the Americas, Antarctica, or Austrailia.
… homicidal psycho jungle cats.
A stitch in time…
…may one day save you from bleeding to death.
Good things…
…are never on sale.
One swallow…
can ruin a good bukkake video.
This above all: to thine own self…
Hobos with knives -credits to my brother
When in doubt…
…point the super-soaker full of tequila.
If you hav enothing good to say…