…err, what was it that I’ve been told again?
My lips are…
NEVER, EVER going to touch THAT part of your anatomy!!
Kiss my…
ring: the Pope’s favorite curse.
We the people…
…still wonder what the fuck was up with Mott the Hoople.
Red moon at night…
Red moon at night…
…something is SERIOUSLY wrong with those eye drops.
Once upon a midnight dreary…
I found a doper tired and weary.
‘Why you posting now’, I cried.
‘It’s an addiction’ the doper sighed.
‘Cecil expects daily posts’ he said,
‘and I won’t let him down until I’m dead’.
Look after the pennies…
Once upon a midnight dreary
I was heartbroke, sad and teary.
Came a raven to my door
straight from Rigby (Eleanor).
Soon his vapors made me cough.
Then the raven: “Bugger off!”
[well, it scans well]
Look before you . . .
…post.
Look after the pennies…
, as they’re solid gold, and worth a fortune.
It never rains, but it…
, as they’re solid gold, and worth a fortune.
It never rains, but it…
…is The Moon, after all, so that might be a bit too much to ask. Pretty quiet, though, huh?
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday…
. . . you were a real gem.
If you have to ask how much it costs . . .
Make a complaint to the store manager - the staff really should have put a price label on it.
Softly, softly …
Softly, softly… and then I found viagra! Select any spam!
Into the valley of death…
is the quckest way to Vegas
Try not. Do, or do not…
let other people see that you’re doing nothing. Bluff, for goodness sake!!!
There’s no time like …
There’s no time like…
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Time…
I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and…
I’ll get high before I finish this joint.
If Mohammed won’t go to the mountain, then…
… then hisskiing trip will be a waste of time.
Some guys have all the …
…cookies, and if i find them and kill them, then I will have all the cookies! HA!
I will show you despair…