As the title says.
I’ll try:
Okay, I’ll try a few…
And:
Forrest Gump:
Heard a who, what do I do? - Horton88
From our favourite fantasy masterpiece:
Mine:
I know, I know, some of these aren’t literary figures, but. . .
Don’t get me started…
Originally posted by Vladimir and Estragon:
How long shuld you stick around before concluding he isn’t going to show?
Originally posted by Lennie Small:
Tell me about the Rabbits
Originally posted by Mustapha Mond:
Ask the World Controller of Western Europe
Originally Posted by Oedipus:
What has Four Legs in the Morning, Two in the Afternoon, and Three legs in the Evening? Need answer fast!
Originally posted by Charles Dexter Ward:
Are there any Hazards in Geneaology?
Back in the 1970s, the Boston Phoenix had a large and lively (and uncensored) Personals section. One area bookstore, the Paperback Booksmith, used to place personal ads from one literary character to another (like Dejah Thoris and John Carter) as a sneaky way of getting cheap advertising.

Back in the 1970s, the Boston Phoenix had a large and lively (and uncensored) Personals section. One area bookstore, the Paperback Booksmith, used to place personal ads from one literary character to another (like Dejah Thoris and John Carter) as a sneaky way of getting cheap advertising.
Not unlike the National Lampoon, where ALL the letters to the editor were made up.
What a bunch of phonies.
(can he say that outside of the pit?)

Not unlike the National Lampoon, where ALL the letters to the editor were made up.
Very unlike the National Lampoon – in NatLamp the publishers were making up the letters – all the letters. In the Phoenix, an outside company was making up letters and throwing them in with the real personal ads.
Originally Posted by Oedipus:
What has Four Legs in the Morning, Two in the Afternoon, and Three legs in the Evening? Need answer fast!
14k of g in a f p d, of course!
Originally posted by** The Terminator:**
I’m leaving the board for a while, but I’ll be back.
Originally posted by Lazarus Long
Anyone got tips for dealing with precocious, incestuous red headed sisters? (need answer fast!)
To pit, or not to pit - That is the question.
Originally said by Rincewind
Sorry if this is the wrong forum. Do questions about sapient pearwood belong in Cafe Society? Mods please move if necessary.
Anyway, I wanted to ask … uh oh, gotta run.
John Yossarian
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