As the title says.
I’ll try:
Okay, I’ll try a few…
And:
[QUOTE=Ophelia]
My boyfriend rejected me, and told me to join a nunnery and other rude things. Then he went and killed my father, who I loved dearly. My boyfriend’s father is the king, but he does not seem to want to do anything about it. I think I’m going mad: what should I do?
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Forrest Gump:
Heard a who, what do I do? - Horton88
From our favourite fantasy masterpiece:
[QUOTE=Gandalf]
How many rings of power have the ring verse inscribed on it? Is there any sure-fire way to verify if a ring is the One Ring?
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[QUOTE=Saruman]
Why don’t you bring it over to Orthanc and let me have a look at it?
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Mine:
[QUOTE=Count Dracula]
What’s the most powerful available kind of sunscreen, and where can I get it? Need answer fast!
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[QUOTE=Cthulhu]
Can’t sleep, but the stars aren’t right yet. Any insomniacs with suggestions? Need answer fast! (before you go mad)
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I know, I know, some of these aren’t literary figures, but. . .
[Quote= Zaphod Beeblebrox]
[Quote= Marvin the Paranoid Android]
[QUOTE=Forrest Gump]
What is life?
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Life! Don’t talk to me about life.
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We have a saying up here, “Life is Wasted on the living.”
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Don’t get me started…
Originally posted by Vladimir and Estragon:
Originally posted by Lennie Small:
Originally posted by Mustapha Mond:
Originally Posted by Oedipus:
Originally posted by Charles Dexter Ward:
Back in the 1970s, the Boston Phoenix had a large and lively (and uncensored) Personals section. One area bookstore, the Paperback Booksmith, used to place personal ads from one literary character to another (like Dejah Thoris and John Carter) as a sneaky way of getting cheap advertising.
Not unlike the National Lampoon, where ALL the letters to the editor were made up.
(can he say that outside of the pit?)
Very unlike the National Lampoon – in NatLamp the publishers were making up the letters – all the letters. In the Phoenix, an outside company was making up letters and throwing them in with the real personal ads.
14k of g in a f p d, of course!
Originally posted by** The Terminator:**
Originally posted by Lazarus Long
To pit, or not to pit - That is the question.
Originally said by Rincewind
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