SmileyDeath collapsed and went as loose as wet string. “Don’t hurt us! Don’t let them hurt us, precious! They won’t hurt us will they, nice little hobbitses? We didn’t mean no harm, but they jumps on us like cats on poor mices, they did, precious. And we’re so lonely, SmileyDeath. We’ll be nice to them, very nice, if they’ll be nice to us, won’t we, yes, yess”
Huh?(ofcourse it would help if I had actually read The lord of the rings)
You’re doing fine, BrightEyes.
The Lord of the rings as intrepreted by
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Now I need to kill BrightEyes. I’d managed to forget Sweet Sue.
I guess I should cast a spell of protection or something.
Well, Frodo, it sounds to me like if the ring wasn’t your responsibility before, it is now that you made a committment to destroying it at Rivendell and you are going to have to see it through.
As far as your friends go, stop blaming yourself for their problems. It isn’t your fault.
Manda JO
Voice of reason: Hey, I ran into Sauron in the vacuum the other day. He’s not such a bad guy. What say we let him come back?
Voice in the wilderness: Well, no, I don’t think that’s such a good idea.
Voice of reason: I wasn’t asking you, I was asking Iluvatar. Keep yer trap shut.
Voice in the wilderness: I think Illuvatar will be along shortly, but don’t you remember that Sauron was Morgoth’s leiutenant?
Voice of reason: Of course I remember. But he promised to be good after that.
Voice in the wilderness: But he wasn’t, was he? What about the downfall of Numenor?
Voice of reason: That was a set-up.
Voice in the wilderness: And that thing with the rings? Was that another set-up?
Iluvatar: Sauron was exiled for good reason.
Voice of reason: What reason exactly?
Iluvatar: For the multitude reasons set forth in the attached PDF document.
Voice of reason: So when can he come back?
Voice in the wilderness: He can’t come back. Didn’t you hear Iluvatar?
Voice of reason: Sure I heard. I just don’t agree.
Iluvatar: It doesn’t matter whether you agree. I’m Iluvatar, you aren’t.
Voice of reason: But, but…
The Triumph of Reason by Joe_Cool
My apologies Demo. I hadn’t read that thread.
No problemo, Bodsa.
BrightEyes banned?
Yeah, bummer, no?
I’m guessing he and Nova found that statue thingy in the sand.
BE: “You bastards! You blew it up! Damn you all to hell!”
Mod: “He knows! Must set off cobalt bomb…”
Well, that was really just tongue in cheek, y’all. Please don’t use the cattle prods on me again! At least let me change into my rubber underwear before you do.
I’m thinking Gollum would soon get himself in trouble on these boards, what with his stalking, name calling, physical threats, etc…
It’s cool, NoClueBoy.
I was just starting to think that BrightEyes was getting the hang of things. I wasn’t watching BrightEyes other threads.
Yes, indeed, bristlesage, the second one was supposed to be Collounsbury. Any guesses for the first?
Looks like Ukulele Ike was right! Two bannings already! Though I have to say that Bright Eyes kind of gave the show away by mentioning Sweet Sue. It’s unlikely that someone who first registered in January would recall that. I’d forgotten it myself.
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Then Pippin stabbed upwards, and the written blade of Westerness pierced through the hide and went deep into the vitals of the troll, and his black blood came gushing out. He toppled forward and came crashing down like a falling rock, burying those beneath him. Blackness and stench and crushing pain came upon Pippin, and his mind fell away into a great darkness…
“But for Gimli the dwarf, you would have been lost,” said Gandalf. “How many times have I told you - DNFFT?”
“I wasn’t feeding it, Gandalf, I was fighting it,” replied Pippin. “I was the one that killed it.”
“Hobbits just don’t seem to learn,” sighed Gandalf.
“Bloody hell, Gandalf, you’re like a broken record,” snorted Pippin as he stormed off.
Hobbits just want to have fun by EndlessDebate
“Come, Gandalf,” said Gimli, “tell us how you fared with the Balrog!”
“Long I fell into a realm of Shadow found at http://home.attbi.com/~jeffocal/shadows.htm and we fought long under the living earth, where time is not counted, but instead, there are four spatial dimensions. At last he fled into the dark tunnels described by the Shadows model found at http://home.attbi.com/~jeffocal/shadows.htm until came we to the Endless Stair.”
“Long has that been lost,” said Gimli.
“It is there to be found, just as Columbus found that the earth was round,” replied Gandalf. “There do the quantum space energy fluctions resonate geometrical Shadows http://home.attbi.com/~jeffocal/shadows.htm matter thermodynamic Shadows components resonant dimensions Shadows.”
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Gandalf=LightPhi Power^n , (G=CPHI^n)
Gollum (or Smeagol) becomes a Ring attractor (or gravitational) when Smeagol is recursive.
Balrog=Sauron become fractal.
Frodo=permission for hobbits to create the centering force which happens in the elf geometry of embedding.
The amount of balrog in any wave system=the amount of recursion between it’s ringwraith and it’s nazgul structure.
E=MC^2 only showed us that light traveling in a ring stores the inertia we had labeled Sauron.
G=C*PHI^n shows us that recursion creates the (implosive) palantir force which drew that Saruman into the circle in the first place.
We have now learned that Frodo is created when Sam becomes recursive, or self-embedded, or enters into elf geometry.
The Phi of the Rings, hiyruu
Did you see those elves that just went past? Cute butts.
I’m off to Mordor, to show them who’s the boss. evil giggle
What was that song, you know, the one that starts: “Earendil was a Mariner”? Anyone else like that one? I sure did.
Gandalf just smacked me! What for?
I’m bored. I think I’ll run around and try to attract Sauron’s attention.
Ow! Gandalf smacked me again! I was just kidding!
Can anyone guess what “Frodo” means?
Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me!
Lord of the Attention Span by Themis00