If McCain loses, whose fault is it? THE WITCHES!!!

Hey, the link was worth it to find out that there’s an organization called the EndTime Handmaidens and Servants. That’s an awesome name! It conjures up all kinds of kinky images and, for some reason, Brian de Palma movies.

The EndTime Handmaidens and Servants of Jasper?

Didn’t they play CBGB’s back in the 70’s?

We could build a bridge out of them. You know, like a bridge to nowhere, or something.

What’s the name of that law that says it is impossible to come up with a parody of religious-right content that is distinguishable from the original?

Poe’s Law, I think.

Guess it’s time for me to make those McCain/Paulin poppets…

Wow is that one confused blogger.

Raila Odinga IS the prime minister of Kenya, but he is NOT related to Obama (although he claims he is, the Obama family in Kenya says otherwise), although they are members of the same tribe.

Cite.

Being a fundamentalist Christian must be exhausting and frightening, what with all of these signs and portents one needs to keep and eye out for.

I think they missed …

Wait, crazy people are posting stuff on the internet now? When did that start?

They had to come up with an effective defensive prayer to keep MySpace from stealing their souls first.

Ah, yes.

Next thing you know, there’ll be porn too!

Damn, those occultists are more effective than I ever would have imagined…

How much does Sarah Palin weigh?

And all the;

> Praying for everyone elses souls
> Constantly haranging everyone to get right with God.
> Judgement, judgement, judgement!
> All that time locked in your own self-righteous mind of fear, hate and anger.

Oh well, I guess the last one is a property of fundamentalists of all stripes: Religious, Political, Racial…

Why am I getting a mental image of Sarah Palin on stage in an evening gown getting drenched with a bucket of blood?

Am I the only one who thought this was a thread about Palin costing McCain the election?

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Well the good thing is that when Obama wins they are all leaving

Only if played from the dummy.