Are you kidding? It appeals to me, and how! 
Oh, I dunno – sounds pretty appealing to me!
And about that “buttload of morphine,” Diogenes – wouoldn’t you rather just take it in the arm?
Seriously, I would want to be anesthetized, put on life support, all of my usable organs harvested, then taken off life support. Guilty or not, at least some good should come of my death.
In the unlikely event I decide to cooperate, I’d opt for a firing squad. More likely, I’ll die in the fight when they send in the team to remove me from the cell. If it’s definitely gonna be my last stand, I’ll earn my way to Valhalla on the way out. Hmmmm…Viking Chicks on winged horses…
Firing squad for me. As pointed out above, they do give you one last cigarette. Then, there’s time between “aim” and “fire” to yell one last “Fuck You” at 'em.
Forget painless, I’m I have to die and I get to pick the way it happens…light me on fire, launch me into the air and let people take pot shots at me with shotguns and fireworks. Might not be too fun while it lasts for me, but think of the notoriety. Nobody will ever forget that.
By some funny coincidence, this is exactly what brought me to the dope in the first place. I had just watched a show on the guillotine on tv, and was a bit skeptical about some of the claims (like the one guy’s decapitated head blinking 20 times). I started poking around on the net, and came across Cecil’s decapitation column. I’ve been here ever since.
I’d want to be guillotined too, with a bunch of sensors wired up to my head to record exactly how long I did stay conscious. Someone would have to promise to update Cecil’s column with the info. seeing how I wouldn’t be in much of a condition to write to him afterwards.
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I’ve heard that when you yell “fuck you” at the firing squad, all six of them “accidentally” shoot you in the groin instead of making the kill shot.
I agree- a hot stake beats a cold chop any time.
I had a dream once when a few of us were to be executed. I asked my friend how they did it here. He said “by hanging”. I said: “F…, why don’t they just shot us?”, because I felt that’ll be less fuss, less pain, and more secure. – I reckon I would prefer being shot in real life too.
That’s really cool and somewhat creepy all at once. 
Is the Tarpeian Rock still there?
<cod mexican accent> Any last requests</cod mexican accent>
I have too many fillings now, so I wouldn’t dare even contemplate a Pixie Caramel, although at a pinch…
Love Pixie Caramels…
Not all that obscure
Si