I burned my monkey!!
ok, then…
breaknrun winds up trapped inside a comic book written by Frank Tieri. He has to act out of character and is forced to look surprised when obvious plot points slam him in the face like a two-ton boulder. Oh, and answer fan mail.
sheesh, MachV still sore at me over that girl? 
OK, Squish gets his very own Barbie Dream House, loses his right arm in an accident involving some farm equipment and gets a Super Stretch scorpion bracelet (right handed model only.) 
[Groucho voice] No, but after last night, she is![/GV] ::rimshot::
Hey, don’t blame me. It’s those damn ironic magic monkey butlers! Let’s just be glad we’re not F_X. Boy, is she in for it!
Non-selfish wish:
I wish no one would ever be cruel to an animal or child ever again.
Selfish wish:
I wish I could lose fat in all the proper places and never gain it back again. Barring that, I wish to win the next Texas lottery worth over fifty million dollars. The big prize, not the small ones.
(Find a flaw in that spell!)
<stands up, whistles, cheers, applauds until hands are sore> Hear, hear! Oh, how I wish your wish would come true!
breaknrun:
You’re evil, I tells ya, evil!
In today’s news, reports of the fifty million individual winners of last months lottery are beginning to trickle in. One winner, known only as throatshot, had been reported missing 48 hours after the SDMB area resident was seen burning every personal belonging and proclaiming to “be starting over fresh”. The incident was, of course, prior to the news that the lottery winnings would amount to only 1 dollar. (before taxes) “I done seen ole throaty walkin round the downtown”, says SDMB area resident MachV, “Looked like a waif, probl’y ain’t et in a couple o weeks. Musta lost dern near 70 pounds!”
Authorities are still trying to round up those like throatshot, who have turned into vagrants after performing similar actions and quitting their jobs. It is believed that therapy and society reintegration programs will help the winners get back on the right track.
When Magic Goes Bad – band name! (or album title)
Porkins ate it over Yavin.
I’m thinking Face Loran.
[alcohol talking]
I wish I could get laid.
[/alcohol talking]
My wish is the same as Colin’s…I wish that a certain man would realize how lucky he is that I like him so much and fall madly in love with me and make sweet sweet love to me all night long, or that I would stop liking him already.
Err, ResIpsaLoquitor, I appreciate the cute kitty and all, but… I know it’s impossible to tell what gender a person really is over the Internet, but I’ll come forward and say that I’m male. It’s okay, though - I once got a letter from a womans’ college telling me how advantageous it would be for ‘a woman of the future’ like me to enroll. :eek:
I just wish I could be a dad for the first time. People keep saying “You have a lovely new house, are you going to start a family soon?”
I just want to yell
“WE’VE BEEN TRYING FOR SEVEN MONTHS!”
I know it’s not that long in the grand scheme of things, but it seems a long time.
N.
Bwa ha ha ha! Good one, MachV.
I wish for someone to love and spend my life with again.
I like to look back over this thread and muse that some of us have what others have wished for, and some of us don’t want what others wish for!