Away from keyboard.
Fantastic!
The rest was amusing, but this made me laugh out loud. It came so unexpectedly, but matched up so well with both history and how people behave in games when they are the last ones left but don’t feel like leaving just yet.
I like how Churchill good-gamed the noobs.
I tracked down the guy who wrote the piece and complimented him on his humor, even linking him to this thread. He (Joseph) replied:
I’m glad you all liked it. I thought it was very well done, with all the right touches.