You just can’t expect a whore to keep your confidence these days, can you? 
“It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
You just can’t expect a whore to keep your confidence these days, can you?
I’m sensing a pattern here.
Don’t believe this guy, ladies.
-Melin
I just want to be loved.
Is that so wrong?
(I’d put a smiley here, but I don’t want to lose my G.R.O.S.S license).
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ExCUSE me Ty, but what about our dinner and ballgame? Doesn’t that count?
Sarcasm detector? Oh, THAT’S a real useful invention!
Well, if I had to choose just one, it’d be Sue in El Paso, also known as Majormd. Too bad she’s taken. Ah, unrequited and unrequiteable love…
:::ahem, ahem::: I’m VERY easy! :::hiking up black mimi-skirt to show more leg:::
MaryAnn
I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg
Darn it! I mean MINI skirt, not Mimi! No wonder I can’t get a date! And the one I had on Saturday doesn’t count…
MaryAnn
I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg
Okay, for pure kindness, funkiness and assorted and related good-peopleness I’d date/and or good-buddy Wally in a New York minute. Same with Demo, Coldfire, Manhattan, Little Nemo, UncleBeer, UkeIke, Sanibel, Doob, Jophiel, Aura, Guano, Chief Scott, Atrael and too many others to name.
Of course I view “dating” as having fun in chosen company.
Same goes for hanging out w/ the female contingent here. Chris, Boli, NTG, Diane, Falc, Opal, Sassy, Girlbysea, Eve, Ayesha, StoryTeller—good company is good company.
So I’m easy in the most lax sense. I enjoy hanging out around the folks here in general, tho’ I doubt that’s the intent of the “dating” thing.
Veb
BTW, now that I’ve broken my silence, what about TennHippie and Bluepony? Both of 'em are a pure slice of fun, and prime “hanging” out fodder. Same goes goes for Crick& Watson, glee, Rodd Hill and Tatertot.
Not to mention David B., Tuba Diva, Euty, Melin, etc. Betcha dollars to doughnuts they’d collectively and individually be a honk to be around.
Okay, I’m leaving now! But can we extend “dating” to include folks you just really like to spend time with?
Nothing I can’t muddle,
Veb
Awwww.
there is that
You know you just love me for my quoting style.
Sue from El Paso
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
Umm…I’d like to date MaryAnn Q…I hear she’s easy!
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal
Awwwww DAMN you Frankie !!
Just when she was starting to show us some skin, you come barging in here with your raging hormones and PROFESS YOUR LOVE FOR HER ??
Well, there’s always the subsciption to that porn site for me I guess…
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Wow! Thanks, Veb.
I think I’ll take a strut around the office.
Is the Chief around? Aw, what the heck, one smiley won’t hurt. 
David B. My heart is taken,but I have an opening for personal puppy dog,if yer interested.You follow me around,and I’ll pat your head.Merry Christmas!
Me? Easy? Where’d you get THAT idea?
Coldfire, if you wanna see some skin, look really close at my pic in the teeming millions home page. When I submitted it you could see my underwear, but Opal very kindly did some digital magic and covered them up. That’s as close as you’ll get to seeing any porn of me of any kind (on the net, anyway).
MaryAnn
I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg
SSSHHH, VV! <font size=1>Wally’s insantely jealous! I told him I was having the tires rotated!</font size=1>
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Is THAT what they call it where you’re from Tyler?
“It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
I didn’t even want to look at this thread because I didn’t think I’d be listed anywhere. Then I saw that Sealemon and psycat90 mentioned me, so I thought I better post…
Guys I’d date:
Sealemon and I’m not just saying that.
rubes is sweet, funny and loves to skip out on work about as much as I do.
Ukulele Ike. Whenever I read one of his posts I imagine a dark, handsome, mustachioed man in a gray suit, typing on his keyboard next to a window 50 stories above Manhattan. So intelligent, mysterious and funny…
UncleBeer Hilarious, handsome, knows how to take a joke and last but not least, I like beer too.
BurnMeUp because he’d definitely put out on the first date.
Alphagene because he’d spank me.
Coldfire. I bet he has an accent. Accents turn me on.
And of course, sly because he’s sexy sexy sexy!
Too many of you could be my goilfriends… I can’t list you all. You know who you are. psycat, I’m sure the two of us could get into some trouble.
I can’t believe I forgot to mention Nickrz! I bet he’s hard to please and I love a challenge.
Uh, huh. What’s next? A lube job? Maybe crank a shaft or two? Get a boost from that “cute” neighbour?
I fear I’m getting ficked by the fickle finger of fate far too frequently. Gonna get my gun and find me a tower.
I’ll plead not guilty due to insantelinity.
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