:::ahem::: I’m easy! 
MaryAnn
I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg
Imagine that… so am I, Mary Ann… maybe I should just date you 
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
And your profile says you like beatles…
Oh Chef, I would never make a fat joke. It’s definitely the 2nd option - tee hee
[blushing]And handy, I appreciate the compliment. You’re really too kind. [/blushing] But for the record, you’re the only one here who’s even seen my picture. Note that I don’t link my home page in my profile 
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
I want to thank those who listed me. But I do have a question…
I remember my name being invoked far more in the “What Doper do you wanna do” thread.
So… I am nothing but a sex object to you gals, eh? Wow… Just a piece of meat. Suitable for screwing, but a lousy date?
Us guys have minds too, you know!
Yer pal,
Satan
Oh thanks tracer(now I have 2 mentions),but your charms aren’t …irresistable!No offense…
Still waiting for Drain Bead to go out with me!hee hee.Hey,I’ll go out with Drain And Satan(platonically,so “I” dont want Satan for his body!)
I’m surprised David B. hasn’t followed me over here…hmmm…
Satan sez
Shaddup man, you’ve got a good thing going here. When you start thinking about being wanted for your mind instead of cheap, meaningless sex, just repeat to yourself, over and over, “Be the meat, Be the meat.”
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Demo said: - "The nominees for best male performance are as follows:
Doobieous…[snip]
and
ChefTroy…[snip]"
Dude, we’ve been best friends for twenty years and I don’t even get an honorable mention? I thought you’d be more sympathetic to a newly-divorced man like myself. And after all I’ve done for you, this is how you treat me? Go buy your own bong next time.
Awww DirtyDevil…if it’s any consolation Dem did offer to share you with me if you came to the Monterey meeting. :eek:
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Umm, sorry dude. I just don’t think of ya in that way. Well, except after a few of those bong hits!
No way Purp! I said I would share ME with you and Sue. This is MY Oreo, not yours!
“It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
Geezz after that wild night in the chatroom how was I supposed to remember it was Sue… I just vaguely remember talk about being the cream in some cookie and what you could do with one of those red vacuum cleaners… My mistake. Sorry Dirty Devil
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Well, I avoided this one as long as I could but finally gave in to temptation. Disregarding the existence of SOs (look ma, no apostrophe!), I’d have to say that based on similarities in morals, values, closeness to family, common interests, etc. it’d have to be BunnyGirl or Ruffian (LauraRae). (Omigod, I posted a succinct answer in a popularity thread!)
I’ve just been sitting here waiting for you, OC. < sniff >
PCW said: “I just vaguely remember talk about being the cream in some cookie and what you could do with one of those red vacuum cleaners… My mistake. Sorry Dirty Devil”
Those little red vacuum cleaners? Oh, damn it all to hell! I knew I should have been “DIRT Devil” instead. {{{kicking myself in the rear}}}
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh…no one mentioned me. :::Waahhhhhhh:::::
Wasn’t I 11th on the *Coldfire Popularity Poll * just a few short weeks ago? Doesn’t that account for something. I now know how Pauly Shore feels…
Darn!
Forgot to mention one of my favourites: Shirley U.
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Dirty Devil: listening to Dem talk about an an endless sucking machine and all the things he could do with it… is it no wonder that I forgot the Y… and went straight to the when and where?
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
But… but… But I’ve] got the spatula!!
Oh, and Tracer - you’re a piker! Before my current romantical entanglements (whee!!), the last date I had was November 1997, so there! 
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
David B,you are funny you know.And ya gotta get something for that cold!