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drollman -
So he should really be, “Couldfire,” which puts a bit of a different spin on our Dutchman.
That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines. – Phædrus –
Or should that be “Doutchman” ?
But yeah, who knows, I could fire 
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Just trust me on this <smile>.
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
Okay BurnMeUp, you’ve piqued my curiosity, are you saying Cessandra looks like “the typical porn chic” or that she looks just like a specific actress in this genre?
I’m saying in a magazine i saw a pic of a girl who is very close in resemblance to a porn girl.
It is not Cess, because there are some definate facial differences, but it is close.
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
What i mean to say is i saw a picture of a girl from a magazine that is very close to Cess in resemblence.
It is not Cess, as per facial differences, but similar enough to make the comparison.
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
Well, I don’t usually post to these, but Gundhilde will play today:<BW>
UncleBeer<BW>
Sealemon<BW>
Eutychus (haven’t read many of his postings, but he sure is cute–I mean, for a moderator)<BW> Just joking, moderators! I’m sure you’re all great, but I had to narrow things down, of course…(phew, they believed it)
–Gundhilde, who is certainly not being a suckup for no reason!
But out of all this romantic nonsense… no one wants a werewolf of their own…? shies back into a corner…
./^_/^\
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…\U/
I forgot Shadowfox, CanadianSue and Moosie!
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
Well! It’s about bloody time! Even if it is a sympathy vote…
Anyways, since I’m incapable of ever making up my mind about anything, I guess I will have to date all of the men on this board and then compare notes.
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
Shayna said:
I hope that isn’t some sort of fat joke…
“You…and me…and he…SIMULTANEOUS!”
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Cristi, faithful Cristi. You’ve been a good friend since way back (don’t know exactly why, but who cares?!). You’d probably be disappointed if it came to a date, though: I’m pretty “reserved”, actually.
In the case of Cessandra, it would be a definite surprise if the “omni” she referred to was actually myself and not my “sometimes evil twin”; odds are probably not in my favour.
Major disappointment: not making Chris’ list! Really thought we had something going on for a while, 'til hubbie came into the picture, of course 
kellibelli: …fellow Canuck who so valiantly came to my rescue against the dragon who went by the name of Mr. Rodgers; tempting as it may seem, I could never date such a fiery creature (I mean you KB, not the dragon, LOL!!)
eve: wit and beauty.
michelle: Uncomplicated (at least on the surface) and kind. Not to mention quite pretty.
valerieblaise: If only because I fell in love with the name from the first time I lay my eyes on it…
bunniegirl: Miss her.
And the rest of you (you know who you are) who can bring us men back to Earth with a bon mot, a quick repartee and/or an unassailable logic that more often than not leave us speechless with admiration (although we’d be the last ones to admit it).
Here’s what I wanna know:
What would PitBullDawg have to say about this, if he were [finger quotes] still around? [/finger quotes]. He’d probably say something like:
“Yo, all u chiks is fat hos, so it figures that u’d be making a list of which homos u want to date. And all u dudes is homos. Hell, if I had the choice between one of the fat dogz here or one of the wimpy homos, I’d consider the dude (I’d have to smoke a lot of rokz first though. Yo, none of u fat chiks put me on ur list which is too bad for u cuz I’m a stud and I’ve got a big one. But I don’t care, cuz I get laid all the time. I have like to chiks a day at least. And sometimes chiks try to pay me to have sex with them, but I say no cuz I’m attached.”
Oh, how we all miss him.
The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.
Hey Omni-not! Come to the Michigan Dopers meeting! Bring your record collection! I think some long-ago music thread was what made me think so positively of you. 
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
ROFL Rousseau! Very nice rendition.
Oh Chef…Don’t stop singing! 
“It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
GuanoLad, most definitely.
There’s just something about him.
“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”
Pah, I can beat that. My last date was on March 20, 1999.
As far as the Ladies of SDMB I’d like to have revel in my (ahem) irresistible charms, it’d have to be kellibelli and orangecakes. At the same time. (And StoryTyler can watch.)
** blows kisses at MadPoet **