Wow, i got two mentions!
Well I would date:
Dem - funny as hell, and even more so when drunk (dude, have you tried making gravy? :)), oh and who can resist that long neck of his? lol
And for the “if I were straight category”
CanadaSue
PCW
Falcon
Ayesha
Talera
Boli
ChrisCTP
VogueVixen
All of those ladies rock! Yeah, Dude! :).
It’s worth the risk of burning, to have a second chance…
Yeah you are right…both would let you have it for free.
::hopes the other crackwhore doesn’t take notice tho::
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Alrighty then. Here’s my first list. It will be ammended whenever one of the female dopers sends me a Death Threat E-mail because I left her out 
). Plus, she lives next to Geddy Lee.I’m sure there’s many more… there will probably be a List II.
And now, I would like to list male posters that I would love to get extremely drunk with because they seem to kick ass big-time (again, Death Threat E-mails will lead to ammendments):
) Gotta love a woman with a dirty mind and a good taste in beers…)Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Awww bro, I wuv ya too. Pop me a cold one and bring on the dirty jokes!! Didja hear the one about the guy…
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
My turn.
Coldfire - Since CF threatened me with bodily harm, I have to list him first. Who wouldn’t want to date our decadent Dutch boy?
Flyp - Wiseass extraordinaire
GuanoLad - Nice all-around guy
There are more, but I can’t think of them at the moment. Not that y’all care, anyway. 
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
[Troy McClure]"Growwwwwwwwl! Fiesty![/Troy McClure]
LOL
Sarcasm detector? Oh, THAT’S a real useful invention!
Ahem! Both at once, or is that an extra charge?
“It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
Jeeeeeez Dem, we told ya you could be the cream in our cookie anytime
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
now why was I thinking both meant adorable and easy…blonde moment…or wishful thinking
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
All right, in keeping with the “if I wasn’t taken, here’s my list” trend, here’s mine. In no particular order:
Satan
Coldfire
Sealemon
Democritus
Jophiel
RTFirefly
SanibelMan (if I was…about 10 years younger, of course)
AuraSeer
Flypsyde
and our own chat ho, BurnMeUp. smooch
And the girls I’d love to meet in person and hang with:
DrainBead
CanadianSue
Boli
MoosieGirl
ValerieBlaise
ChrisCTP
kellibelli
Ayesha
PCW
And like everyone else…I’m sure there’s people I forgot.
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
All right, I’ve been mentioned several times! I can’t wipe this smile off my face. If more of you guys were girls (and single), I might consider taking you all out.
My top ten Dopers I’d like to date:
Well geez, I guess I’m going to have to start another one of those unpopular poster type threads to get somebody to want to date me. I feel so unloved!
And the poster I’d want to date is Coldfire, in the hopes that he’d fall madly in love with me and marry me and then I’d become a Dutch citizen. I could spend the rest of my life relaxing in one of those charming Amsterdam coffee houses! Of course, knowing my luck, he’d probably want to move to Assboink, Idaho.
And it goes without saying that I’d love to meet all of you!
Wow. Thanks for the votes guys. I was hesitating revealing my list, but I seemed to have cracked under peer pressure.
Like everyone else has said I am sure i’m forgetting some, and I would really love to meet everyone. I need to get my keister off this chair and out to a Doper meeting ASAP!
There are a lot of guys I’d like to meet, but I think these 5 would make me weak in the knees IRL:
Alphagene
Democritus sigh Spiderman Underoos, likes to dance, and is just plain dreamy to look at.
manhattan
UncleBeer
Ukulele Ike
And the women I would love to party and/or just hang out with:
Canthearya
Cessandra
ChrisCTP
Diane
Eve
kellibelli
neuro-trashgrrl
Opalcat
special
ValerieBlaise
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin
Hey, neuro-trash, what do women got that I ain’t got??
Never mind. Forget I said that.
I think I’d like to meet Sealemon, Coldfire, Handy, and Big Iron.
Would anyone put me on their list if I mention that I’m easy?
MaryAnn
I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg
Go for it MaryAnn–as I have proven, a little shameless self-promotion does a world of good
The Top 10 Greatest Things About Procrastination:
Aw, c’mon Coldfire! I’m Canadian! I spell humour with a “U”! And if ain’t a beer, it ain’t beer, it ain’t worth piss! So…I’m sorry, I’ll go back to my corner and shut up…
With God as my witness, I thought turkey’s could fly.
This is so Jr High, but I’m feeling juvinile, so…
KelliBelli and Zyada, because they picked me.
techchck68 - Because I need a girl that understands computers, or they just won’t understand me…
http://www.madpoet.com
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.