Oooh-kay. No problems here. So on the Favorite Posters thing I rated somewhere around the lepers corner. Funny, offbeat but still a leper. (As the leper said to the hooker, “keep the tip”.)
Well, as we nerds are wont to say, “Ptui, I spit!”
Summoning the unsought, the overlooked and the dismissed: we’re meeting in the corner for bagpipe practice, bad trivia swappin’ and hormone-and-deprivation nerd lust.
Dorks prevail!
Veb
Hey!
You didn’t get skunked this time, Veb.
You’re on my list.
Did you just sigh and mutter, “big deal?”
Orangecakes wrote:
Now what does that mean, I wonder? Planning on moving somewhere, Rose?
Okay, now that I’ve done the mandatory girlfriend choosing her boyfriend, here’s a couple I wouldn’t mind getting to know better
Doobieous - for being one of the few like me that can’t eat rich desserts, and for being lucky enough to live where Robert Louis Stevenson wrote
Aura - cause you like swordplay and adventure and anyone that likes that has to be cool 
Omni - anyone that would sit that long and wait on a DCC to give me Mr Roboto has my vote - and I know our debates would never be boring
When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing?
Well, Eden, I’m flattered. I just thought everybody was going to thumb their noses and me and go “Phphtttp! You’ve gotta right yourself love notes Loserface!”
To answer the OP more seriously, I must admit that I never get the desire to date anybody on message boards. Really you all are just a bunch of paragraphs tø me. Which isn’t bad, I mean, some really great writers are all a bunch of paragraphs to me.
Unless someone has a very provocative name, I can’t really imagine being around them. Not that the image I would get would be accurate; after all, all the cats around here aren’t really cats, but I always sort of imagine that they are gigantic cats, who sit at the keyboard and type messages delicately with their paws, and then preening their paws after hitting the “send” button.
So I guess I had have to pick one of them to date, since what could be better than a cat who could type???
P.S. I’m actually from Oregon.
All right, who spilled the beans to Boris?!
Yeah, it was me. I let the Kat out of the bag.
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I vote for evil me.
No pity for myself here.
Just shameless self-promotion.
So what if I only have less than 200 posts?
So what if I don’t “me too” every thread. (Just every other one) So what if typing out flame wars just isn’t my cup of Earl Grey.
I am adorably sexy. Extremely witty. And, for the most part, usually get the UBB codes right. 
So I guess I have a decision to make
–be the more controversial/funny/flirty me–OR–continue being the only-comment-when-I-have-something-to-share-me and vote for myself everytime we have one of these lovely contests–
me or me? me or me? me or me?
What? No one cares? Oh, okay. Nevermind.
Born O.K. the first time…
If you are born again, do you have two belly-buttons?
Bah… to hell with the “Let’s play it safe and pick our significant other” game. I’m already dating her, so time to delve into fantasy-land…
In no special order:
Falcon - 'Cause she’s always unusally happy to see me. Well, she’s probably that happy to see everyone, but I’m not paying attention to them.
EvilBeth - Just cause she’s adorably sexy. She wouldn’t lie, would she?
Cessandra - Every few years, I try to trade in my older girlfriends for a younger, teenage model.
ChrisCTP/Boli/ValerieBlaise/Gaudere - Hey, they all saw me drunk (or as the politely put it, “more relaxed”) and they still talk to me.
Michelle - 'Cause she’s just a damn sweet person.
Hmmm… there’s probably more, but that’s okay. There’s plenty of Jophiel to go around for everybody!
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
Ok my real list.
Drainy - She’s sexy, smart, lovable and supportive
Zette - she’s creamy sex on a cracker
EvilBeth - Because in reading her posts I realize i’d like her to post more often
Ayesha - Because she’s spunky and cute and gives me loads of crap in chat
Lanna - Doesn’t post often but is great fun in chat
LittleCow - Because she’s so damned CUTE!
Falcon - She’s the cat’s PJ’s
ValBase - She’s 10 lbs of funky in a 5 lb bag!
Angkins - A nice girl who’s also hot sex on a stick!
KelliBelli - Because she’s so cute when she gets annoyed at me.
Cessandra - because she is the spitting image of a porn chick.
I’d also like to give honorable mention to any of the women who play along with my chat ho-ing.
SOrry to anyone I forgot.
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
Psycat, of course. I like her posts, and I certainly like the way she looks and there is just something about her eyes that I find fascinating. I think she would be an interesting person to get to know.
Well, hot sex on a stick eh Burn baby??
Well now your on MY list
:::Still waiting to show up on Krispies list::: :rolleyes:
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
I hate this thread. I just KNOW I’m going to leave someone out. I’ve been reading and reading and reading, and you don’t know how hard I’ve resisted, but…What can I say, I have no will power
So, with no further ado:
CanadianSue, just because I have a great time whenever you’re around. BTW, where my CrackHos at??!!
Falcon, for greeting me with a smile each and every time I go online.
Psycat, smart, passionate about life, sexy and, for some reason I think she’d dig my Spiderman Underoos. Not sure why, just a feeling I get
PurpleCrackWhore, you are adorable hon. You knows I loves ya.
VogueVixen,for being the fiestyest girl I know(and for grabbin’ my bootie in SF ;-).
Veb, for her reality checks in GD and also because she’s a librarian(God that’s sexy!)
And now for something totally different!
The nominees for best male performance are as follows:
Doobieous, for being wiggedy-wiggedy-wiggedy wack, rupturing the seams in his jeans from shaking his thang, and for being just about the coolest person in chat. What up meng?
and
ChefTroy, he just seems to be a hunk-a hunk-a burnin’ love. Well, that and the way he sings that “You and Me, simultaneous…” song. heheh, you go boy!
“Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.”
-Tao Te Ching
I’d also like to mention Cessandra and Byzantine(you see,I don’t have sex on a “date” so women are included in my lists.
However,someone’s taking a plane ride in April…
Dem Dem Dem, you know I cant date a paying customer kidding of course… okay… my list… as it is, These are the fellas I’d love to get to know better cuz I love their sense of humours and quick wits
Dem (of course, I could never leave ya out)
Rysdad
Wally
Curious George
Burn
Guanolad
Uncle Beer
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Ummm Honourable Mention… Coldfire… I could never forget you bro!!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Dem…that’s adorably EASY…or have you already forgotten how easy I am :eek:
seriously tho… if there wasn’t that company policy about not dating paying customers it would have to be… wait… no! I just can’t make that decision.
(ain’t it just like a crackwhore to not be able to make up her mind!)
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Adorable, easy…Aawwww, what’s the difference anyway? <ducking>