If You Could Invite 5 DIRECTORS To Your Party, Who Would They Be?

Living or dead. I posted this a few days ago, but with Actors (instead of directors). So this would be a SECOND party.

These aren’t necessarily a reflection of my favorite directors, but people I’d like to have a conversation with, but also five people who mesh together well - chemistry. I will pick those who speak English enough to have an intellectual (and other) conversations.

I will provide snacks, and soft drinks, juice - I don’t want a drunken mess. I want sincere, great conversations. Hopefully a lot of laughter. Maybe I’ll allow pot, since Altman token all day.

Since 10 might be too much for one intimate gathering, feel free to name 2 sets.

  1. John Cassavetes

  2. Ingmar Bergman

  3. Orson Welles

  4. Federico Fellini

  5. Robert Altman

  6. Stanley Kubrick

  7. Billy Wilder

  8. John Huston

  9. Sam Peckinpah

  10. Marlon Brando

Jodie Foster
Greta Gerwig
Debra Granik
Ida Lupino
Leni Riefenstahl

Woody Allen
One of the Coen Brothers
Wim Wenders
Yasujiro Ozu
Martin Scorsese

Peter Bogdanovich
Charlie Chaplin
Stanley Kubrick
Spike Lee
Leni Riefenstahl

Bogdanovich seems like a genuine film fan. Maybe he can take my stupid, awe-struck comments and turn them into legitimate conversation points.

John Huston
Billy Wilder
Luis Bunuel
James Whale
Fritz Lang.

Although if you’re not providing booze, I expect the five of them will quickly head out to the nearest bar arm in arm.

Definitely Speilberg–we both collect meteorites, so we could talk about that. Kurosawa so that we could talk about swords and Edo Japan. Kevin Smith so that we can nerd out. And Natalie Portman and Sofia Coppola because they are Natalie Portman and Sofia Coppola.

How about Peter Jackson?

Brian

Wes Anderson
Steven Speilberg
Martin Scorsese
Denis Villeneuve
Taika Waititi

Apologies for it being a bit of a sausage fest.

My first thought is to start off with Jon Favreau, if only because I enjoyed his TV show that was similar to the OP’s premise: Dinner for Five. For exactly the same reason I’d invite Kevin Smith; one of my favorite Dinner for Five episodes was the one with Kevin Smith, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, and I think the fifth was Jason Lee. I particularly enjoyed Smith busting Favreau’s balls for Made, which was exactly the kind of “let’s have fun with my friends” type movie project that Favreau had previously criticized Smith for making. (I liked Made.)

Starting with Favreau and Smith, the full list would probably look like:

Jon Favreau
Kevin Smith
Edgar Wright
Judd Apatow
Todd Philips

Yeah, I think this would be a fun dinner. If I were going for more dramatic directors, as opposed to comedy, the first name I’d put on the list would be Sarah Polley.

Clint Eastwood
John Huston
Robert Altman
Leni Riefenstahl
Howard Hughesl

The Party:

  1. Quentin Tarantino

  2. Ethan Coen

  3. Steven Spielberg

  4. Robert Zemeckis

  5. George Lucas

The After Party:

  1. Joel Coen

  2. David Lynch

  3. Tim Burton

  4. Christopher Nolan

  5. James Cameron

Howard declined so:

Clint Eastwood
John Huston
Robert Altman
Leni Riefenstahl
Elia Kazan

I’d love to have Leni Riefenstahl myself, but I have a strict house rule about not inviting Nazis over.

I have tremendous respect for her as a filmmaker (and actress…I love all those Weimar Period “mountain movies,” the German equivalent of the American Western), but you can’t get around the Nazi thing.

Not that she personally machine-gunned concentration camp prisoners, but the did make the Third Reich look godlike in Triumph of the Will and Olympiad.

Alfred Hitchcock
Michael Curtiz
Bruce Beresford
George Lucas
Neil Burger