If you don’t know
Who wrote these words
Your comprehension’s
For the birds!
Fenris Shave
These lines are witty
Filled with verse
Still, they go
From bad to worse!
Fenris Shave
Though post count padding’s
Never cute
This time I have
A good excuse!
Fenris Shave
These lines, they rhyme
and not too well
(But posts like this
Make Euty yell!)
Fenris Shave
He wrote some rhymes
Then wrote some more
Then stopped 'cause he
Feared he might bore!
Fenris Shave
Bumping threads
is a shamless act
But F don’t care
'cos he’s a hack
Fenris Shave
Your words are few
Yet erudite.
Now don’t forget
To say “Good-night.”
Free Ice Water Wall Drug
One thing will never
come to pass
Poster Fenris
Out of gas
Fenris Shave
Fighting ignorance
is always a goal
Except when we’re
met by a troll
Fenris Shave
Busy board
with lots of people
Most of whom
give props to Cecil
Fenris Shave
If it never happens
No one should be blamed
But this thread should be
to Threadspotting named
Fenris Shave
The Invisible Pink Unicorn
was battling Cthulhu’s dog,
when it saved from hideous death
by the might of the fearsome OG!
Fenris Shave
Lost your foreskin
{If you’re a boy)?
Well, don’t dispair
There’s Tug-Ahoy[sup]TM[/sup]
Tyler Shave
For many years this little nation
called itself Burma.
Whoever changed the name from that
should suffer scleroderma.
Myanmar Shave
What’s going on?
I’ve no idea.
Will I ever?
P’raps not I fear
At a recent Dopefest I had fun
with Bumbazine, and Gr8Kat.
Czarcasm, Ferrous and I left pondering
the mysterious Pijnackerdwarsstraat.
Holland Shave
Use Fenris Shave,
to get real clean.
Bikini wax,
Is just too mean
Fenris Shave
The radical fundamentalist
regards all others as barbarian.
Imagine his surprise when after his demise
he learns that God is Unitarian.
Fenris Shave
Jeez, Fenris. Just shave already, m’kay? Everybody’s askin’…
You can shave in Burma
You can shave in France
You can even shave 'neath
Your underpants
Fenris Shave