Fenris thinks he is
Original and full of class.
Just wait 'til Uke and Beer see this,
And go medieval on his ass!
Burma Shave
[sub]Thanks to Flypsyde[/sub]
I wonder if they
Buy a jar
Of U.S. Shave
In Myanmar?
In Myanmar
I cannot tell
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But nothing rhymes!
Oh fucking hell!
I’ll add my post,
to all the rest,
But Fenrisis
are still the best!
Fenris Shave
Thanks Coldfire
I enjoyed the link
I wonder if there’s a cake
Still on Ukelele’s sink?
If you stop and think,
It doesn’t seem
Like a wolf
Should endorse
A shaving cream.
Nevertheless, use
Fenris Shave
Burma Shave
was before my time
but Fenris Shave
is now in its prime.
Fenris Shave
Tough on weasels,
Easy on hands,
Best of all,
It comes in cans!
Fenris Shave
You were gone
You are not here
But that’s okay
Cuz I got my beer
Jesus Shaves
I drank carberator fluid
I experienced many hallucinations
I was almost killed by a purple, one-eyd druid
No, with my giant toothbrush I must seek vindication
Shaving Private Ryan
This magic stuff
It is not cheap,
But it’s great to use
For shearing sheep
FENRIS SHAVE
These kinds of posts
Just make me sick
So just in spite
I stole your schtick.
Euty Shave.
You can shave your face
Or an unruly lock.
You can even shave
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Under the dock!
Made You Look Shave
Since imatation’s
Flattery
It’s nice to see
You honor ME!
Fenris Shave
This flattery
was not intended.
Here’s your flattery
Upended.
Fenris sucks.
A shaving rhyme
Is quite a joke
From someone known as
“Beardy Bloke”.
You’ve hurt my feelings
You’ve cut real deep
Now please excuse me
While < sob > I weep.
Fenris Shave
No longer am
I really sad
In fact I’m starting
To get mad!
:mad:
Fenris Shave
My feelings hurt
By Eutychus
I hope he gets
hit by a bus
Fenris Shave
These rhymes are getting
Way too dark
To think this
Started
As a lark!
Fenris Shave