At worst, he thought,
This might be lame.
He never thought
It’d end in flame.
Fenris Shave
Got over my grief
So I could pen this
I really was hoping
To Shave Fenris
Hamlet Shave
There’s no need to
Interlope
It all good fun
On the Straight Dope
Euty vs. Fenris Shave
Bored at work?
Don’t earn your wage
Just keep this thread
on the top page
(Bump!)a Shave
Threadspotting’s sure
to move this faster
Kudos to Fenris
Another Threadspotting
Who knew those wolves
Were alway jotting?
Doggerel Shave
particlewill’s praise
could make other quiver.
Makes me wonder if I’m
just chopped liver.
Fenris Shave
I can’t believe
This thread still lives!
It makes me ask
Hey, Mods! What gives?
Atreyu’s face
Now filled with grief
He’s not chopped liver,
Just ground beef…
Butcher Shave
Although I think
This thread’s sublime
Now I
Can’t stop
I think in rhyme!
Fenris Shave
Before you think of
Shaving there,
Perhaps you should
Consider
Nair
For manly face,
(The very brave).
Some acid based
'Ol Fenris Shave.
Fenris Shave and Oven Cleaner
I never hoped
Again to see
The renamed poster
Flora McFlimsey.
Thanks for the link!
Use Hoopy Frood shave
It is definitely the best
It will make your face
Look as hairless as my chest.
Hoopy Frood Shave.
With a great Axe
One Man tried
to get himself
A Fenris Hide
Fenris Shave
I don’t want
To sound naggy
But to us you look like
Scooby Doo’s Shaggy
Fenris[sub]comma[/sub] SHAVE[sub]exclamation point[/sub]
Once we called him
Grizzly Bob
Mach 3 was calling-
What a good job!
Fenris Shaved.
Once we called him
Grizzly Bob
Mach 3 was calling-
What a good job!
Fenris Shaved.
Wee hours of morning,
I’m still at work.
It makes me think…
my client’s a jerk.
Slave Shave
It’s been almost twelve hours
since this thread’s gotten a bump,
so to the top of the order
I will now make it jump.
Hoopy Frood Shave
I’m not a poet
But I can try
'Cause this thread is too good
For it to die
Fenris Shave