My first post ment not to offend,
So now hurt feelings this should mend.
Atreyu is not sandwich meat,
I think Atreyus’ posts were neat.
Particle Shave.
Old Baldy Buzzard
Is So Brave
He Chromes
His Dome
With
Fenris Shave!
The chicks ignore
A bristle-y man
So he reaches for
The wolf-in-a-can!
Fenris Shave!
I hope there are no rules to this
for the rules then I must dismiss
while you clip do not cough
or you make cut a nostril off
Fenris (carefully) Shave
I have found that this is fun
So I shall post another one
but in the end I really don’t care
What Fenris does with his facial hair.
Fenris Shave (or something…)
This thread I saw
On the front page
It seems to rhyme
Is all the rage
Fenris Shave
I hope that I
Have not made cry
The ones who wished
This thread to die
Thread Bump Knave
Oven cleaner? I’ll see that and raise you some Soliman’s Water!
F_X
USE OXY-CLEAN
ON ALL YOUR CLOTHES
AND A GRIP-WRENCH
TO PICK YOUR NOSE!!!
FENRIS MAYS
This furry bear
Comes out his cave
And wonders what’s
The hell a shave?
I tried his cream
My lover said
“Goes on your face,
Not on your head!”
Fenris Shave
The can exploded
In my hand
My lawyer says
That’s thirty grand!
[From]
Fenris Shave
If it’s that good
The question begs –
Can I then trust it
With my legs?
Fenris Shave (and Lloyd’s of London)
If it’s going to blow
Then here’s what I’m thinkin’
Be extra careful
If you’re doing a Brazilian
A jar of greenish
Gloop I bought
To rip out hair
Or so I thought.
It calls to mind
Electrolux.
All it removed
Was twenty bucks.
Fenris Shave
She shaved once
She shaved twice
She had to shave
(pubic lice)
//\etallishave
This wondrous stuff does more
Than shear unruly locks.
Why, it even cleans your oven
And whitens dirty socks!
Fenris Shave
Cannot move with silence
Or kill so stealthily?
Lose the whiskers, bub
Mrs. ninja will agree
Ninja Shave
Down the manhole he went
He drownded and died
It was no accident
but instead, sewer-side!
Fenris Shave
I swear, these Fenris Shave copy-writers have no shame! No shame at all!
Please don’t make me
Splort on my screen
My boss will catch me
Goldbricking again
Myron Shave (In-a-Jar)