If you gave me a dollar for every cliche'....

…a dollar for every cliche’ that you say…

…how rich would I be by the end of the day?

You probably wouldn’t be as rich as Croesus, but perhaps you’d have more money than sense.

$4.75.

As rich as 6-feet up a bull’s ass?

I try to catch myself before I utter them, but you’d probably have enough for dinner off the value menu.

On a normal working day? You’d get 0 dollars. There can be 2-3 days in a row when all I say is “good morning”, “hi” and “thanks” if even that. On a gaming night you’d probably be better off billing for pop culture references but I’m sure I toss in a few cliches as well.

If you’re a fool, you’d soon be parted from that money.

Only a dollar? You’re selling yourself short. In for a penny, in for a pound.

Whatever the amount turns out to be, it is what it is.