Yah, but it was late and I was drunk and couldn’t find it and gave up searching and …
Damn.
Never mind.
[sub]What the hell was it doing in IMHO??[/sub]
I think Homer might have been drunk when he posted it. I can’t believe that thread still cracks me up every time I read it. Also, it probably has the highest views:posts ratio.
I think Homer might have been drunk when he posted it. I can’t believe that thread still cracks me up every time I read it. Also, it probably has the highest views:posts ratio.
:D:D:D:D
I’d teach it to stop me from posting drunk!
:D:D:D:D
–Tim
To be totally honest, I can’t think of anything more entertaining than making the monkey butler wear a suit and dance to opera music. The idea of that has consistently made me laugh out loud since September.
Monkey butler would be responsible for walking three paces ahead of me, scattering rose petals for me to tread on.
Monkey butler would be in charge of the ostrich feather fan that he would slowly wave over my reclining form to cool me as I lay poolside.
Duh.
LMAO!
A picture of a genuine BAD News baboon!!
My monkey butler plans involve the monkey (a rather large monkey…), a Blande, and the Empire State Building!
That’s right…
Backgammon!
What? Something else?
I’d rather have a squirrel butler and a phalanx of stoats who would fetch me coffee. The coffee stoats would yomp along in a 3×4 formation, carrying on their backs a silver tray loaded with coffee jug, cups and saucers. The squirrel butler would give the coffee stoats drill instruction in the back yard.
Squirrels & stoats are for gimps, wimps, geeks & freaks Tansu. We will strap you down to a table & give you electric shocks until you, and we, forget you ever said it. And Whammo’s got a long memory. :wally
I am a freak.
Tell you what, I’ll take a gorilla chauffeur in burgundy and gold livery. How would that be?
Wait a minute Feynn, I do housekeeping and laundry, does that mean I’m a monkey?
Eeeee ooooo eeeeee whoooo eeeeee oooooo eeeeeeeeeeee whooooo eeeeeeeee oooooooooooo eeeeeeee!
Jeeves
If your monkey butler was naughty, would you spank the monkey?
Sure seems like a good idea now, turn then into servants or dress them up like Backstreet Boys for our personal amusement. But then they rebel and its a planet of apes, imagine that 
Monkeys are over-rated. I want ferrets.
I would like to have a monkey butler, but eventually I’d feel bad about it. Monkey butlers deserve to be free! Free to roam his ancestral homeland, with all the other ex-butler monkeys.
But seeing as he was raised in captivity, I couldn’t release him into the jungle, he’d never survive with all the dangerous wallabees and sloths and stoats and such. So I’d have to let him go someplace a little more civilized, where he’d have a better chance at survival. Like the mall.
“Go, monkey butler! Be free! I’ll… sob… I’ll never forget you. Ever.”
[sub]Roll credits as the monkey butler makes a beeline for Victoria’s secret, scattering screaming mallgoers in its wake.[/sub]
By the way, is there anything that’s more fun to say than the phrase “monkey butler”? I could say that all day. In fact, I will.
NOOOOOOO!!! SHOCKS! Shock the monkeys!!
I’d get me one of them hot Helena Bonham Carter monkeys, heh heh heh…
purely for monkey business only
Well, he could cook for me, but it would probably be mostly stuff made out of grubs and bananas, and while I’m not a picky eater, that might get old after awhile.
I wouldn’t want him living in, either, because you never know these days and he might gossip at the dry cleaner’s about my private life.
My monkey butler would be responsible for opening and closing the goddamn front door every 10 minutes so my stupid cat could go in and out. When he wasn’t bringing me a beer.