I don’t want a MONKEY butler. I want a REAL man butler. Who will cleanmy room. It’s a mess. And I had like 100 beers. Maybe an elephant butler could take care of things.
You know. The first step is admitting you have a problem. I have a few problesm. But they’re all cured by alcohol.
No beer belly yet. It was actually vodka and grapefruit juice. Hard to type crocked. Xan you save me?
What was that monkey butler thing? I forget, but it was real;ly fuckinghilarious. I’m SO sorry. I HATE lookign like a bimbo. I genearlly dlon’t think of myself that way. But I certaionly fit that stereotype bnow.
No, no.His name isn’t monkey. It’s :arseface." I think the word “arse” is funny, don’t you? Plus, I mean really…I’m drunkn out of my mind…at my computer…and he’s in my bed with my dog. How interested in me could he truly be?
Well…the dog is furry and black. And he’s the only sober one. So I’m sure you can figure out his role from that. Oh…and he’s un-neutered. Though, I haven’t seen him acting veryg “male” yet. Possibly because he’s well trained. But I doubt it.
Does anyone have any “hangover” advice? I’m going to feel shitty in the morning. I’m tired too. Help.
I want a genetically engineered monkey butler that glows in the dark. Then I’ll dress him in an 18th-century powdered wig, velvet coat, waistcoat, breeches, stockings, shoes, etc. Then I will truly have attained godlike status.
Brown and sticky, eh? Well… here’s an alternative word for what I’m thinking of: PRODUCTION!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Okay, so I’m letting the Richmond Crew[sup]TM[/sup] jokes take over my head now… never mind!
But what about a camel butler? That would be a perfect setup to recall two brothers I know: one with a thing for monkeys, and the other with a thing for camels. For what reason they have these things for those animals, I don’t know. But it is amusing!