I dunno, based on a few compliments, I’d guess a 7.
Ha! I assure you, my ass is the only thing I have in common with J-Lo.
When I’m working out regularly, it’s probably an 8. I’m thin, but do free weight squats, which makes it “bubbly” pretty quickly. The problem is that I wear baggy pants for comfort, so most people can’t tell. When I’m not working out, like now, it’s probably a 6-7.
On women, I like them big and round. Of course, the key to the butt is really the waist. With a small enough waist, most butts can look good.
I’ve got a big butt
And I cannot lie
It’s in style and
Will catch your eye
It goes the distance
Everyday
It’ll please my mistress
In every way
I’ve got a big butt
And I cannot lie
It’s in style and
Will catch your eye
It’s got two cheeky cheeks
And a crack for the freaky freaks
I sit on it all day long
It’s on the other side
Of my schlong
I’ve got a big butt
And I cannot lie
It’s in style and
Will catch your eye
I wear size 40
It isn’t small
There’s a fat guy
Store at the mall
It can fart
a smelly fart
Or in distress
Make a mess
My pooper’s
a real trooper
It’s look is
Super dooper
I’ve got a big butt
And I cannot lie
It’s in style and
Will catch your eye
Male here, mine is small but I do have one, I think it’s probably a 6 or 7.
This thread is useless without pics. Of the females that is.
Might I just note: It’s magnificent.
Much obliged.
My ass was the last thing to go…but alas it has gone. Well not gone so much as quadrupled in size.
I will give it a 2.
I suppose there are a few people out there who like em big, that might rate it higher. I have yet to meet one.
Humm, my ass is both round and juicy. For some people, that is a good thing.
I’m going to say it’s a solid 8 as far as round, juicy asses go.
If you prefer a smaller, trimmer ass, then it falls to about a 1. 'Cus baby got back.
I’d give it a 7. It’s not huge, but it looks nice in proportion to my body. I’ve gotten many compliments on it. The last one was a guy saying it looked nice and plump.
Well, I dunno… you tell me.
This one goes to eleven.
Jackass 
If you’re into cyclist butt, then I give myself a solid 7.
Right now it’s about a 6. Back when I was fencing it was about an 8. I have got to start doing lunges again.
I polled (heh) the ladies i was out with tonight and they scored it, respectively a 4, an 7, and a 8. That East German judge was particularly harsh 
They also all agreed that females don’t care as much about asses as men seem to. Me, I wouldn’t mine cozying up to each and every lady in here who described theirs as big, round, sticking out, and/or J-Lo-esque.
I blame rap music during my cognitive years.
Thank you, rap music 
Form: Like two cantaloupes wrasslin’ for their very lives
Function: Very reliable
Bouquet: Unspeakable
Versatility: Exit only
Spankability: Dangerously high
Overall: 6.5
Mine has caused at least two accidents that I can think of off-hand. Leering bloke crashed into a stack of orange crates … kerb crawler crashes into stationary motorbike. It’s got this fertility goddess fetish thing going on back there. I’d give it a 6 because of the difficulty finding jeans/pants that don’t gap at the waist.
That’s a fine ass…
Mine’s more generic.