I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and—AND—I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?
The toppings contain potassium benzoate…That’s bad.
Harumph, my cats are not sociopaths, bastards, maybe. I never…
That this Megamillions ticket will be the sole winner of the $308+million.
World peace.
Naaah – not really. Unlimited hookers and blow; and since the two are universally linked it probably qualifies as one wish
I’m so sorry, TRC4941.
Financial security.
Granted.
The turkey is a little dry.
Only one wish? Damn. This is too hard.
I wish I has some more time to think. Yeah. That’s it.
I think Muldar tried that one, and everyone in the world but him poofed away. Congrats - you out-Thanosed Thanos
Never a worry about your next meal or the roof over your head - life in prison without parole for you!
I’ve always been partial to the magic wallet that has enough money to pay for whatever you are buying. Or, since I’m a guy and almost always have pockets - that the money I need is in my pocket (so I don’t lose the wallet).
Granted. All the money you need is in your pocket.
In pennies.
At age 32 I had had a bad year. I would like a do over. Wait, I change my mind. Things wouldn’t be the way they are now if I hadn’t suffered through all that. Yeah, so nevermind. Just send me a trunk full of gold coins.:)please.
Tuna, I like tuna. Do you have any tuna? I remember the last time I had tuna. It was great. NOW would be a good time to open a can of tuna. Have you heard my favorite album? REO Speedwagon, you can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish.
Salmon, now THERE’S some good eating fish…
No bad luck. Ever. That doesn’t mean always good luck, just no bad luck.
My house won’t burn down, I won’t get into a serious accident that’s my fault, or into any hospitalized accident. I wouldn’t fall down and hurt myself badly. My airplane might be a little delayed (but the delay wont hurt), but will never crash.
When flu season comes, if most people are getting it, despite the flu shot, sure, I can too. But it won’t be hospital time.
Of course that means the Earth won’t be destroyed by any huge unlikely disaster. No asteroid, no Yellowstone massive volcano, no planet wide nuke war, etc. So my wish os good for everyone, in a way.
Thats really selfish of you!
Now we’re talkin.
Well, sure. But I was mainly going for retrieving the remote when it’s on the other end of the couch and the dog is all comfortable laying on my chest.
Tough choice.
Who won?
I would gladly lay still whenever a contented dog wants to nap on my chest. Alas, it is never to be.
The turkey’s a little dry? OH, FOUL ACCURSED THING! WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL CREATED THEE? <sobs>
Thank you